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Paco

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  1. My wife typically drives if we're in her car, because I don't really care if I die.
  2. Hold your head, ball!
  3. Can't wait until mesohorny gets here and starts posting a million pics of his arm and feet and shit.
  4. C'mooooon Frankie!
  5. Username does not check out.
  6. Paco

    Port Aransas

    Absolutely
  7. Paco

    Port Aransas

    Boat took a shit before we got out of the marina. So fuck it let's Shorty's.
  8. Paco

    Port Aransas

    Boat engine overheated first thing this morning, so we've been wading off the Aransas pass causeway. Small reds, small trout, fuck it I'm not at work!
  9. All things Manchaca.
  10. Angry Brisket is angry
  11. Happy birthday Sam! Here's Hank the BBQ dog
  12. Hope this works
  13. Muchas gracias amigo
  14. Is there any advantage to going to the distilleries? I mean besides just seeing the awesomeness of the place itself. Can you get hard to find bottles? Do the distilleries even sell bottles? I'm curious because I buddy is driving through Lexington and was asking if he should pick something up.
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    Virgin Post

    I had high hopes for this thread due to the title. Yet again, I am extremely disappointed.
  16. That's a lotta goddamn seconds.
  17. You mean between the strip club and the dildo shop?
  18. I yield to you sir!
  19. I think I added an extra space between lazy and fuck because I'm drunk.
  20. Those don't look like Trappey's beans you lazy fuck.
  21. How low can you set the temp?
  22. Shit's about to spray the fan again...
  23. We gonna flood. Onion creek is up, and there's a shitload more coming.
  24. Anything that can chip away at the cocksucking Texas liquor lobby is good with me.
  25. I read this post on my phone whilst sitting on the toilet, so this hits close to home.
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