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Paco

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  1. Paco
    As long as you say "at university" I'm pretty sure they have to give you dual citizenship. You may have to add a couple "on holiday" just in case.
  2. Paco
    What happened is you have a hairdresser.
  3. Paco
    So how about a nine year old pontoon on Decker with a couple Popeye's family packs?
  4. Paco
    I know you've been told this your entire life and I'm just beating a dead horse at this point, but I can't help but pile on and tell you what a complete piece of shit you are.
  5. Paco
    My Mitsubishi sunk your battleship!
  6. Paco
    I'm pretty darn fast for a Caucasian
  7. Paco
    Imagine how much sooner he would have healed if the first responders hadn't fucked up so bad.
  8. Paco
    Goddamnit!
  9. Paco
    What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
  10. Paco
    Every time.
  11. Paco
    Chicken fried steak was hard to find in Maine, but for a damn good old school breakfast lunch place the Brunswick cafe (in Brunswick!) was damn good.
  12. Paco
    If you're ever in Petaluma get breakfast at Sax's Joint.
  13. Paco
    Are you on a diet
  14. Paco
    Is this a bit? For your sake I hope it is, because otherwise you are the emotional equivalent of a middle school girl.
  15. Paco
    Wait...oh
  16. Paco
    I think he put a wood block behind her foot so she wouldn't roll down a hill.
  17. Paco
    We can see your coxswain.
  18. Paco
    "The army is chickenshit in combat, the navy is even worse, and the air force is barely on our side." -Jim Lehrer Semper Fi, and go Navy!
  19. Paco
    Oh, okay, that's why it sucks. I was wondering what the big deal was.
  20. Paco
    I have a solution!
  21. Paco

    Fuck Big 12 refs

    Paco replied to taybo20's topic in Football

    Unbelievable fuckery
  22. Paco
    Was he calling his horns steers?
  23. Paco
    Happy birthday brothers!
  24. Paco
    Big fucker gets more than his share, don't worry.
  25. Paco
    Fried a chicken thigh and had some leftover mashed taters and covered it all in leftover gumbo.

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