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Paco

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Forcefield working as designed.
  2. Derel and the Dominos
  3. The Polite
  4. I s'pose you been up all night readin' the Good Book.
  5. I thought we were all lawyers.
  6. I don't collect either, I just got a big haul for my birthday.
  7. I'm on it!
  8. LOL family size. Fuckin amateurs.
  9. I didn't have a fork to eat my leftover macaroni bacon concoction. But I did have some Doritos.
  10. I guess the Scots are getting lazy.
  11. As long as you say "at university" I'm pretty sure they have to give you dual citizenship. You may have to add a couple "on holiday" just in case.
  12. What happened is you have a hairdresser.
  13. So how about a nine year old pontoon on Decker with a couple Popeye's family packs?
  14. I know you've been told this your entire life and I'm just beating a dead horse at this point, but I can't help but pile on and tell you what a complete piece of shit you are.
  15. My Mitsubishi sunk your battleship!
  16. I'm pretty darn fast for a Caucasian
  17. Imagine how much sooner he would have healed if the first responders hadn't fucked up so bad.
  18. What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
  19. Chicken fried steak was hard to find in Maine, but for a damn good old school breakfast lunch place the Brunswick cafe (in Brunswick!) was damn good.
  20. If you're ever in Petaluma get breakfast at Sax's Joint.
  21. Are you on a diet
  22. Is this a bit? For your sake I hope it is, because otherwise you are the emotional equivalent of a middle school girl.
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