This made me laugh, because it brought back a memory when I was about 14 years old. I was doing something I don't recall out front one morning near a stand-alone car port near our 1949 Allis Chalmers WD tractor where I grew up in rural east Texas. Father was standing about 40 feet away and caught sight of me. He looked at me, got a big grin on his face as he came walking over and said, "Son, do you know that every precaution known to mankind was taken to prevent you from happening?"
I shook my head and said, "No dad, I didn't know that." Of course, it came as no shock as it made perfect sense because father was not a young man and had already sired four children from two of three previous marriages, followed by my older sister and brother by my mother, his fourth and final wife. He wasn't looking to have any more.
At this point his grin got even bigger while nodding his head emphatically and said, "Yes, that's right."
To which I replied, "Well, I guess it's no wonder then why I'm such a strong swimmer."
He had a good laugh at that and said, "You weren't planned son, but I sure hit the right nut when I got you."
Ok, so as not to be totally off topic in this post. Neither mother nor father did much grilling. I learned a lot about cooking from both mom and dad by just observing them in the kitchen. And I was cooking substantial meals by the time I was in 3rd grade. Pork chops, mashed potatoes, eggs, fried chicken, etc. But when it came to grilling, my brother and I usually did that simply because, we pretty much had to if we were going to have it at home. I still remember the first time I grilled a ribeye steak. I had found a hibachi grill in our barn when we moved out to east Texas from Dallas. We didn't have any charcoal on hand, but we had no shortage of deadfall from several huge post oaks on our place. I gathered up well seasoned pieces for that hibachi grill and waited until they were reduced to embers and made a damn fine steak with it. That was my introduction to the wonderfull smoke flavor post oak imparts to meat and the first time I ever actually made note to myself assigning a type of hardwood highly desirable for that purpose.