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Not a Sock

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  1. Why do you dumb mother fuckers keep bring up sanctions? NCAA has basically no control over the P5 anymore they don’t have the balls to even threaten sanctions against a programs like Texas.
  2. They are Herman’s mouth piece, but not even they are stupid enough to argue for his job with how pissed off the fan base is with him, but they will throw him a bone by dumping some blame of CDC.
  3. I liked when this thread was more when it was Urban Meyer fan fiction.
  4. Yeah I don’t think BC is that dumb.
  5. Random slut? Urban is no random slut. Urban is the super hot 10/10 mega slut that fucks her way onto private jets and super yachts. You hit that shit and every mother fucker you know whether they hate you or love you will be force to say, Damn Bro.
  6. You should probably report him for self harm.
  7. Now I am imagining a Texas Football Christmas card with Urban sitting in a leather armchair with a pipe and tom and chris in their good boy suits sitting on the floor crisscross.
  8. If you put Bijan in a rubber suit and coated him in KY he would still get tackled trying to run behind our shit soaked toilet paper of a line.
  9. If it’s not Urban than we are hoping for a Pete Carroll situation at that point.
  10. It's people who seem to think things like optics or what the faculty and scholarship students think matters. When COVID has caused the university to be cashed strapped across the board pissing in the face of your already upset rich and powerful donors is a terrible idea if they take their money and fuck off to some other pet project instead of giving it to the school.
  11. The University of Texas has an even bigger inflated ego academically than it does athletically, Texas turns its nose up at the SEC when it would be fighting for 3rd academically in the SEC, Big10? PAC12? ACC? Texas would be middle of the pack at best in those conferences. Texas thinks it's up there with Cal, UCLA, UM and UNC when it's really down with UF, UGA, and OSU.
  12. If Meyer comes and wins multiple conference titles and national titles he could leave this place wreck and that would still be a better deal than we have gotten in the 50 plus years since Royal dipped out.
  13. Hoooo Leeee FUUUUUKKK How has the the entire solar system not collapsed into black hole caused by this dense mother fucker.
  14. This is the start of the free fall.
  15. My hope is that Meyer is “fixer”. I had the pleasure of working with a individual at my company, he was a dude from the top of the food chain and his sole purpose with the company was to go around and shape up underperforming division and integrate new acquisitions in the large company. Dude lives for it. He would show and just completely reorganize a division, hire and fire, change around production, create and cancel contract until the division or department had achieved its potential and then he would tap his replacement and take off until another jobs was needed of him. I have a small amount of hope that Meyer is the same way and that he looks at Texas as a 5-7 year turn around with the potential to cement his name in history by winning titles at 3 different schools hand it over to his successor and ride off into the sunset at the age of 60-62 with legacy carved in stone.
  16. Yes anyone with a brain can see how the institutional cover up of massive rape is much worse than employing a domestic abuser.
  17. Guys USC is even in a bigger hole administration wise than we are, they have an administration that is actively demphasizing athletics.
  18. Do you really believe that?
  19. Well when Texas alienates all of it rich and powerful alumni in an attempt to become great value Cal Berkeley, there going to miss that money and support the next times a bunch of fuck sticks and aggies in the state house decide to knock Texas down a peg or two.
  20. LMAO bigger brands. Dabo has won 2 national titles in the last 5 years that ties Texas with the amount of titles we have won in the last 50 years. Dabo and Clemson are already at the top of the CFB Clemson already pays him 9 million a year and he is king of that school and town and recruits at an elite level now. Texas and Alabama offer nothing more to Dabo as he is already proven that he can win with what he has built at Clemson. Talking about brand is just fans wish casting and would be an argument if we are talking about poaching a coach from mid tier program but Clemson is already at the top of the food chain. Coaches may have massive egos but they aren’t stupid.
  21. Your entire argument is that we can get Dabo which is fucking laughable , there is only one national title winning coach that was poached from their school by another and he's currently coaching mediocre teams in College Station. No current title contending coach has left the program they built for another program other than Jimbo, Dabo ain't leaving Clemson.
  22. LMAO at the recruiting take, Herman’s recruiting has gotten worse every year he has been here and if he trots out a 5-5 6-4 season it’s going to nose dive and you kiss guys like Ewers goodbye unless he runs the table and wins the Big 12 we are fucked on the recruiting front.
  23. You sick mother fucker, world’s already shitty enough with out you bring this abomination into existence.
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