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  1. 4 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

    what the fuck is hornsports? never heard of it. probably a good reason, too.

    a much smaller free site for older, more subdued gentlemen 

    Not the intellectuals you'll find here

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  2. 1 minute ago, Cuernavaca said:

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    Message Board Genius rankings say we "lack variety", but where else can you see whale dicks, boot reviews, BBQ smoking tips, movie reviews, and coaching search speculation all in one thread?

    #BDE

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  3. 8 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

    Are drunken Armenians> Croations coaching wise? I think we need to explore this possibility. Belichick and Saban have Croation ancestry and Sarkisian has to be Armenian?  Why has no one brought this up? 

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  4. 14 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

     

     


    BCUME

     

    #4 TexAgs

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    What they lack in self-awareness, they make up for in extreme hubris. 

    They got aggy pegged.

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  5. 1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

    Can you imagine how fucked up he would get if he could get his first 10 win season?

    I imagine he'd get even more shit-faced if he can't match Fuckface's robust 63% W-L here after 4 years. 

  6. 7 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

    What if the cookie monster gets fired next year and one of the greatest recruiters of all time becomes the defensive line coach for Sark after Dark? Can you IMAGINE IT?! The spit on that microphone? Which poor ass surly is gonna get that job, cleaning that mic for $8 per hour? We'd have to rehire SALLY TO MAKE COOKIES!! OMG!!! Old times with even better recruiting!!! LHN could get real commercials!

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  7. 7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    He wasn’t fired at UW. And he wasn’t fired at USC for performance - he resigned after showing up to work drunk - a lot. 

    But, we've already got a drunk at HC

  8. On 12/18/2020 at 10:52 AM, Gene Parmesan said:

    He's not a freak athlete so he's not going to put up freakish numbers.  He'll put up good numbers assuming he gets an invite and trains for the combine, couple that with no film and he'll be a late round to UDFA.

    Not a great route runner with inconsistent hands = UDFA

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  9. 21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

    Every day that aggy is in the SEC and Texas isn't is a good day for aggy.

    We should join the SEC out of spite.

    We ain't taking our marching orders from Birmingham and the old south power brokers.

    Not gonna happen. Fuck aggy

  10. 4 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

    Hate to break it to you, but Urban won’t bring Texas “back.” Back to one championship, a second appearance in the title game and 10+ win seasons? Get the fuck out of my face. 

    Urban will bring Texas into a different fucking galaxy. We’ll be 100,000 light years beyond “back.“ We’ll go on a run of wrecking shit in college football the likes of which have never been seen. It will make Alabama’s “dynasty” look like pee wee. We will win every game by more than 50 for the next 10 years. 10 consecutive conference championships. 8 national championships. #1 recruiting class every year. Hundreds of players in the NFL. $500mm+ per year in football revenue. We will buy ESPN just to burn it to the fucking ground. Urban will retire as AD in 2031, after recruiting VY’s son to quarterback and hiring young genius offensive mind Lincoln Riley’s son as his coaching successor, who will proceed to push Oklahoma’s shit in every year for the next half century. 

    Urban thinks college fans have unrealistic expectations? Fuck that. We have the most resources in the most football talent rich state in the goddamn United States of America. This shit is happening. #BDE 
     


     

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  11. 30 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    Continuing to go awesome:

     

    Saw it reported by other twitters that both Napier and Clark pulled out because Auburn wanted to control staff hire - including keeping Steele on as DC.

    I feel much better about UT's corching situation now. Thanks

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  12. 8 hours ago, TexasEx said:

    I could see this, and in fact it may be the most likely scenario knowing his son in law is still coaching, as are his long-time mafia support staff. UM and his family care about their tOSU legacy for better or worse. UM may have said to Texas look, it's a good offer, and I like and appreciate it, but if you pressed me for an answer right now (in early December), I'm leaning towards no. Especially since that donut-breath bitch leaked shit he shouldn't have and brought all this unwanted smoke on me and my coaching tree. My health is and always has been a concern ... meaning that stressed me out, and if I can't bring the guys I want, it's going to be a lot harder on me and I'd lean no. At the same time, I doubt UM would want to close the door completely, nor would he want to have any serious discussions with the guys at tOSU he wants because they're in a national championship run. 

    That reminds me, some poster on IT claims UM was "reminded" of his obligations to tOSU as assistant AD at some point during this process, which is not at all surprising if true. That coupled with the weird timing would prompt a rushed "no" answer, or at least not right now, but perhaps we can talk again after the season ends. 

    Either way we'll know in another few weeks. Hold onto your butts (especially you, futureman). 

    This is the way. #BDE

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  13. 4 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

    An all-time great article, but anyone that thinks $10,000 is going to win you an SEC championship is a moron. 

    True

    Cam Newton's family got, what, $250k from AU? Reggie Bush got a house +

  14. 1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

    Breaking news, Sonny Cumbie will be the new Texas Tech offensive coordinator

    LUBBOCK, Texas — A Texas Tech spokesman confirmed Monday night that Sonny Cumbie will be named the Red Raiders new offensive coordinator. The Cumbie name will sound familiar to many Red Raider fans. He has been both quarterback (2000–2004) and an assistant coach/co-offensive coordinator (2009–2013).

    He led the nation in passing yards his senior year with Texas Tech. He comes to Texas Tech from TCU where he has been the offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach.

    Cumbie picks up where offensive coordinator David Yost leaves off. Yost was let go at the conclusion of the 2020 season.

    https://www.everythinglubbock.com/news/breaking-news-sonny-cumbie-will-be-the-new-texas-tech-offensive-coordinator/

     

    I guess this means Briles is retired? Or is he next up at Liberty if Freeze moves on?

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