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  1. 1 hour ago, Knewk210 said:

    Personally I believe there is a parallel that exists and should be examined with "Pascal's Wager" as it applies to Existence of God and replaced with the Existence of Urban Meyer as UT coach. Instead of betting our lives that God does or does not exist we wager our sanity that Urban to UT exists while others bet the opposing side and risk a greater loss such as their butthole and Surly purgatory.  That is the nonbeliever.  Those that continue to believe and have not been deterred from believing Urban does exist with be blessed with great rewards.  The risk to not believe and be wrong is too costly.

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  2. 35 minutes ago, pops said:

    Alright limp dick day crew. Giiit!  

    There are really only 2 options left at this point:   Herman or Meyer. And anyone that thinks that tepid ass coaching our football team going forward into the 2021 season was anything but the kiss of death can GTFO.

    I dont know shit about CDC or if he's in over his head or had his duties removed during this coaching search by hatrzell at Etfie. But he has shown nothing other than being a very competent AD at TCU and so far at by God Texas. 

    Everyone knows how bad they fucked up the Saban shit when big dicks started Cumming everywhere trying to show what they knew. 

    As soon as even a little pre cum dripped out they circled the fucking wagons. Shit shit down and cut everyone off. 

    Urban is loyal to OSU. He said dont say a fucking word until their season is over. 

    Over the past month urban, Hartzell, the BOR, CDC etc have all had more than enough opportunities to flat out say Urban Meyer is not coming to Texas next year. We have a coach and Herman will be here next year to improve with a full off season program and a full schedule. NOT ONE INTERSETED PARTY HAS SAID THAT. NOT ONE. 

    Its going to be urban fucking everyone in the ass next year on the 40. Fucking deal with it! 

    @pops with his many dick references...overcompensating? #swingshift

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  3. 7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

    Yeah, it is just the general immaturity - the flight ordeal, drinking, throwing fingers at the monitor, not enforcing faculty decisions, throwing a fuck you to UT admin as it pertains to non-coaching responsibilities...

    Go on....

  4. 3 minutes ago, Caddox said:

    The only thing Ive heard consistently referenced is Herman is "immature". Anything more than that would be my own speculation, but combine it with other stories Ive heard about Herman (mainly to do with drinking and banging people other than his wife) and you can probably get an accurate picture. 

    You don't say

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  5. Just now, Caddox said:

    For example, one of the past bor members that I know fairly well has been adamant this whole time that Hartzell cant stand Herman. 

    What did Herman do to piss Hartzell off?

    This is the kinda dirt that will help fill the next 10 days of no leaks.

  6. 5 minutes ago, Caddox said:

    I'm on orangebloods, and I know for a fact that Ketchum is completely in the dark and is outright making shit up. 

    What content on Orangebloods is worth 9.95 if their leader, Ketch, just makes shit up?

    Not being snarky. I'm genuinely curious.

  7. 1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

    The university gets to look less like assholes such as Auburn and South Carolina, keep the majority of its recruiting class, and keep most of its roster without leaving the players in limbo worrying about who their next coach will be which would otherwise lead to increased attrition.  

    Anybody know enough about the AU and USCe rosters to know if their coaching searches and uncertainty lead to increased attrition? I don't follow recruiting closely enough to know if NSD1 was negatively impacted for either.

  8. Just now, David Dennison said:

    You see, we don't want to scare Urban Meyer away with unwanted speculation about the position at Texas. He's fragile. 

    Well, that's what doesn't make sense to me. Fuckface should be fired if he's definitely gone regardless of who we hire. But, CDC is just being nice letting him coach one final game?

    Okay...

  9. 20 minutes ago, Getafix said:

     

    Since Brian Kelly continues to be brought up - besides Star Wars bullshit, of course! - here are some thoughts I just posted on the other thread.  (Hope it fits under the "or bust" umbrella.  Fits - bust - have at it.)

    Wonder how many of you would be really happy with Kelly, if Meyer balked?

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    BRIAN KELLY

    - In 11 years at Notre Dame, Brian Kelly has all of 4 wins vs. Top 10 teams.  (4 wins in 13 games.) 

    - Of those 4 Top 10 wins, one was against a #10 Michigan State team that finished the year unranked (7-6).  Another was his overtime win this year, vs. Clemson w/o Trevor Lawrence.

    - And he's around 21 out of 41 vs. Top 25.

    - Note, Fuckface (yeah that guy) has 6 Top-10 wins in his time at Houston and Texas.

     

    IF KELLY CAME TO TEXAS

    - If Kelly came to Texas and had access to better talent, yeah, we would have a high floor; routinely beat unranked teams, split with Top 25, stumble vs. OK/Top-10.

    - So better years than we've seen in the recent past, but I don't see us regularly contending for a national title.  

    - Would likely feel like pre-2005 Mack.  Sit around hoping that a Vince or Colt came along to put us over that top.

     

    ND IN THE PLAYOFFS

    - If he pulled off a miracle and won the title this year, would that change the - I hate this word - narrative? Sure.  National titles tend to do that.  Esp. since he would have to go through Alabama and likely Clemson.  We'll find out.

    - But if he suffered yet another blowout?  For me, it would simply reinforce the current one.

     

    Plus, Kelly brings LDE. Hard pass

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  10. 9 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

    Kubiak does nothing at all for me. Just don't think he has the BDE needed for the role. I hope you're right CTJ. let's get Meyer.

    aggy will only bring LDE. It's who they are

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  11. 11 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

    Kubiak intrigues me more than Kelly does. Has a SB ring, knows the state, Nahlin mentioned he'd get either Ewers or Manning next year. Plus the idea of winning a NC with him has me thinking of all the Aggy tears that will come after when cuckmaster couldn't deliver on their end. 

    But, aggy, so you know this won't happen.

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