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  1. Okay, what's the next topic besides shitty options compared to UM?

    Maybe, "Why the hell couldn't Strong or Herman learn the Urban Meyer System better in their time as assistants?" That oughtta get us through the next two weeks. I mean, fuckface is supposed to be Mensa and all. Charlie, not so much. /noracist

    Feliz Navidad

  2. 2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

    No he’s right.   Spoilers as this isn’t the damn Star Wars thread 

    This is the thread about nothing until UM is hired after tOSU's predicted loss to Clemson.

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  3. 1 minute ago, jinx said:

    Jacksonville comes right after Tallahassee as the shittiest city in Florida in my humble opinion.  Daytona and Orlando are honorable mentions.

    I like Tampa/St. Pete and surrounding areas best. Too many damn Yankees in Miami.

    That's the funny thing about FL. It's more "southern" the farther north you go.

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  4. 1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

    It had 0 potential and was a completely nonsensical piece of shit. Way worse than the prequels. They could've handed it off to anybody who wrote any of the EU stories and they would've been way better off.

    I was impressed by how quickly Rey gained her Jedi superpowers when compared to Luke and others. Her midichlorian count must've been off the fucking charts.

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  5. 1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

    Rewatching The Last Jedi currently...god damn what a fucking cluster with so much potential. Rose is worse than Jar Jar and no one can convince me otherwise. Just need to retcon the whole trilogy IMO

    The Mandalorian almost makes up for its shortcomings. Almost

    Lego Yoda™️ — Not my GIF A/N: I've had this sitting in my drafts...

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  6. 9 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

    WTF is wrong with you people. UM to Texas is done. stop already with that other weak ass shit, take it the weak ass shit threads designed for the weak at heart aka SDE fuckers

    SDE? I thought we decided it was LDE

  7. 1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

    counterpoint, have you ever been to Jacksonville?

    What's wrong with Jacksonville?

    Great place if you're into golf. Haven't been to the beaches off that coast yet, though.

  8. 2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

    Urban is coming to Texas. It'll be announced the day after tOSU's season is *completely* finished. He'll be in Austin, standing at attention, bagmen in tow, with that cheeky fucking grin on his face just knowing that he's about to turn college football on its head. And we shall rejoice and drink hard liquor and be merry and a percentage of our population will undoubtedly be taken into custody. 

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  9. 24 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    Kelly strikes me as a guy who wants to win a title before he retires.

    Maybe

    But, he also strikes me as the guy who just got ass-raped by Clemson and will soon take it again from Bama. Yeah, recruiting is harder at ND. Still don't want.

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  10. 17 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


    From the timelines and communications thus far from CDC, it probably means one of:

    Elliott
    Sark
    Meyer
    Kelly
     

    Focus, people. #BDE

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  11. 14 minutes ago, Mole said:

    Any good story needs a certain amount of suspension of disbelief or you’ll miss the fun. I’m ready for the Twitter Nostradamus posting only Seinfeld gifs to lead me to the Urban Meyer promised land.

    Well, this is the thread about nothing until tOSU's season ends

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  12. 4 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

    The next 10 days or so until tom is fired and UM hired are going to be Chinese water torture around here

    Yep, you start posting nonsense like "Why the hell hasn't fuckface been fired already?" out of sheer boredom and anticipation.

  13. 1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

    lol I forget how much I love conspiracy aggy like the sec is going to change their rules and decide to do different things because aggy didn’t make the CFP. No one cares. 

    How aggy doesn't understand that they're still B-listers is one of life's great mysteries. UT and OU run the Big 12. Bama, FL, LSU, UGA - all are in line before aggy. They're at the kid's table with Arky, USCe, and Mizzery.

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