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DFW Horn

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  1. 18 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

    And to stay on thread topic.... just like Chuy's, the Cane's food is just as overrated and bland as fuck.  

    Their crinkle-cut fries, in particular, are uninspiring.

    I'm surprised that Cane's was conceived in Louisiana. But, maybe I shouldn't be

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    54 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

    Damn, Banks can move...  🤘

    Banks is the best player on our team, hands down. I don't see how anyone can argue otherwise.

  3. 3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

    Why are there Clemson and Oregon State flags? OSU I can kinda see but Clemson? You’re just begging for attention. 

    Is the Wazzu flag still making the rounds, too? I never understood that, either.

  4. The GameDay crew hyping up the SEC and a potential 3-loss team making the CFB Playoffs is still nauseating. 

    Good to benefit from this bullshit, though. Not that UT is gonna lose 3 games.

  5. 7 hours ago, markstanco said:


    If you are serious about giving state 10.5 when the line is 15 I’m your huckleberry for $100.

    I took 14.5 from an aggy. Surprised the line is this high when aggy has only won twice in 6 tries @ Starkville.

  6. 4 hours ago, ztejas said:

    It's dumb. Miami, Clemson and SMU - the 3 best teams in the ACC right now - don't play each other. Like there isn't one game between any of them during the season. You could theoretically wind up with three teams going 8-0 in conference. 

    But if you do divisions - then you'd have - what - one game against the other division per season? 

    I'm not sure what the solution is. 

    SMU probably gets fucked out of the ACC Championship in this scenario.

  7. 32 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

    Now you may be wondering, "Why are SimkinsMan and other people in Austin crowing about a tough Kentucky team?" Well, the answer is this. It's because our game against Kentucky cements our schedule as being a difficult one in the SEC. Some of our conference mates are saying we got gifted an easy schedule this year.

    The only ones saying this are dumbass aggy and meth-addled, okie morons.

  8. The only thing I like about the SEC is more helmet games and additional opportunities to beat other bluebloods and newbloods like Bama, LSU, Georgia, and Florida. The rest of 'em can fuck off, especially aggy and those hillbillies from Arkansas and Tennessee. We ain't here to make friends, just rape and pillage.

    We only chant SEC SEC SEC and "It just means more" to mock aggy.

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    9 hours ago, markstanco said:

    Cowbell is hot garbage.  They will win by double digits.  We all want the coaster to peak after Mizzou and go down Saturday, but it wont happen this weekend.  

    I'd take 10.5 if any aggy offered it to me.

    StarkVegas, baby!

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  10. On 10/12/2024 at 4:59 PM, Huckleberry said:

    Ha. Austin, Texas is not in the southeast by any definition except the university's athletics affiliation. That's a silly take.

    We're south by southwest, not western, and not southern.

    We're Texas, by God

  11. 1 hour ago, troph said:

    I’m getting amped up feeling like the gal who jumps up on the table in pulp fiction and yells I’ll shoot every last one of ya mother fuckers except I won’t pee myself when Jules comes at me. Let’s fucking go, Georgia going down and not like going down on a lady, I mean getting their asses beat down. Aggies were right, these SEC folk ain’t never seen arrogant like a dominant Texas team. Bring it bitches you can’t handle this. MC hammer, jack Nicholson on that wall, pulp fiction, all of it. Fuck Georgia, fuck the SEC, we gonna run it. 
     

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  12. 4 minutes ago, sidis said:

    ugh, ruining one of the better unis out there.

    well nevermind then. @Sbbruin and ucla ain't doing shit this year besides getting railed like a drunk sorority girl in the 80's.

    I agree that Jumpman is fucking regarded for anything but basketball gear.

    But, the kids like it for whatever reason.

  13. 15 minutes ago, sidis said:

    that screenshot made me think about something...we already kicked michigan and oklahoma in the teeth and both of them have that utterly idiotic jumpman branding for their football teams. we have florida later this season who also wears that stupid shit.  is unc the only other team to have that? mack needs to go on a second half tear in the acc and somehow win the conference so we can beat their ass in the playoff.

    random, inconsequential thought.

    keep kicking ass, tre.

    UCLA has it now, too

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