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DFW Horn

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  1. I took Arky +9.5 on Tuesday
  2. Oregon That goofy, tree-hugging state won't even let you pump your own gas.
  3. I'm not gonna research anything L'Oreal does or says. She appears to be more trouble than she's worth. Sark is a cuck for keeping her around.
  4. Sark's fashionista wife ain't happy in ATX, so he'll take a job in Tuscaloosa? Unlikely
  5. Yeah, I didn't bother trying to figure out the SECCG scenarios bc we ain't playing in it.
  6. If you thought Johnny 8-Ball couldn't get any douchier, you'd be wrong
  7. FIGHT !!!
  8. This entire thread is wishcasting. @Sir Ulrich has summarized how UT could still sneak into the CFB Playoff and, yes, it would take aggy getting blown out by UT and their SECCG opponent. Both outcomes are highly unlikely.
  9. Fuck pig and fuck aggy! 🤘 Hell, yeah! IDGAF who is squatting on the sideline.
  10. Take Arky plus 10 It is the prudent wager Defense is suspect
  11. Pig week preparation Leaves the Longhorns unready Sark continues squatting
  12. That laminate may leave a mark
  13. Shit-poster is plural?
  14. No, I have not seen Arch emulate his Uncle Peyton with many pre-snap calls or signals before the snap.
  15. Because I mistakenly overlooked them? FWIW, I think both A&M and Ole Miss will be ranked higher at year's end.
  16. https://meat.tamu.edu/aggie-meat-judging/
  17. Meat Pimp is rockin' the whoop broom to double her pleasure. You da man, MP!
  18. aggy is in unless they get ass-raped by both us and their SEC Championship game opponent - Ole Miss or UGA.
  19. Looks like daddy bought her a rack for a graduation present. Kudos to her plastic surgeon.
  20. At least one was a roadie, ya stoopid sip.
  21. We're gonna look foolish, anyway, if UT cuts ties with Sark only 9 months after extending his contract. Is what it is
  22. Sankey wants the SEC teams to scale up their OOC scheduling and limit FCS teams to one per year. I saw that in an article a while back, but you'll see fewer November scrubs - like Samford - on SEC teams skeds, moving forward.
  23. I've gotta believe Okie Lite is pooling resources and tapping into whatever T. Boone's trust left behind to put together an attractive support package for the new HC. OSU would be a good gig for Klein. Strike while the iron's hot. He can always go back to being a P4 OC.
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