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DFW Horn

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  1. You can recognize a Tampa player without his jersey number? Good for you
  2. No, it's his brothers - Roel and Javier - who are decidedly rude, obnoxious, and socially irresponsible. Just ask Nashville PD and Vandy's gameday security detail.
  3. Yeah, we can rotate who spies the rag-armed sumbitch. Hill, Simmons, Spence, and maybe Taafe can take turns tag-teaming his ass.
  4. DFW Horn replied to Fug's topic in Football
    What would you say that you do here, Scott?
  5. DFW Horn replied to Fug's topic in Football
    ...and their roads are full of potholes
  6. Diego Pavia thinks Blake's Lotaburger with green chiles is better than Whataburger with jalepenos. Coincidentally, he puts green chiles on everything, including his morning breakfast cereal.
  7. Who dat Buccanneer on the Wheaties box? You couldn't replace him with Pavia? You're slipping
  8. "2 Turnt" is now a brand? Pavia fan-boys rejoice!
  9. You're Italian, too? è fantastico!
  10. Goddammit, I could've lived a full life not knowing who in the hell Theo Von is... He looks like a caricature of the typical SEC fan, mullet and all. Nice rug, though. Almost looks natural.
  11. Fan favorite, Pavia, is just doing his best for the children. At least that's what I think he's trying to say here.
  12. Well, it's safe to say Diego, the "SEC Graduate", didn't earn a degree in History.
  13. How dumb do you have to be to say this in a postgame interview? But, maybe his uncensored self-expression can be seen as "refreshingly honest". He's got a Johnny 8-ball quality, as many have noted.
  14. Diego's mom, however, looks decidedly Hispanic. Right, @Helobious ?
  15. It wasn't, that's why Sam often had to play hero ball and got the shit knocked out of him semi-regularly.
  16. Did you know he's allegedly Italian-American and not of Mexican descent? A rare find in New Mexico.
  17. LSU would be better off with Orgeron again. Auburn may be dumb enough to hire him, based on their track record.
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