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Texas O-line talk
I want to interrupt this review of the Texas O-Line shitshow with an example of aggressive, impressive play by Vanderbilt's LG, Cade McConnell. Now, this is how it's done.
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SEC Catch-all Thread
- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
...and counters, traps, and fullback dives like the shit we ran in high school from a T formation with two TEs. Boring as all hell, but we needed to keep our defense fresh.- Uniform Pron
Sparky is #1, IMO. Sunburst #2. Trident a distant #3- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
* infamous- Texas O-line talk
UK did exactly what I thought OU would do to us. Pummel the A gaps. Lucky for us, Venables tried to get cute with different blitz packages.- I have zero concerns going forward [OP is a Fucking Liar]
Agreed That was another level of stupid based on how our offense performed all night. Take the fucking points.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
But, hasn't PK been offered decent head jobs before and turned them down? I don't disagree with your recommended recipe for success, but maybe PK just wants to stay in his lane?- Uniform Pron
As a child growing up in the 70's, I love me some Stripes On Pants!- Game Week 8: Texas at MSST
The fucking cowbells alone would drive me batshit crazy.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Recruiting, culture, and "vision"? Yeah, I know, that's unintentionally hilarious, but we can't go through another season like this one.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Sark needs to reinvent himself as the CEO coach, but the problem is that he doesn't trust anyone else with game-planning and play-calling. He genuinely believes that's his superpower. Unless given an ultimatum by CDC and BMDs, things probably won't change, and we'll keep getting worse. I never imagined we could be this bad on offense, but here we are. Furk Take the under- Game Week 8: Texas at MSST
I've never been to StarkVegas, and that is one SEC road trip that I doubt I'd ever take. It probably makes Collie Station look cosmopolitan.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Sark is the most stubborn, tone-deaf sonofabitch alive if he doesn't hire an OC this offseason. What he's doin' ain't workin'.- Game Week 8: Texas at MSST
3 fewer hours for these backwoods MS rednecks to get drunk before kickoff may help.- Game Week 8: Texas at MSST
The few aggy friends I have are 2%ers. The redass ones, especially those who were in the Corps, are insufferable goobers who still "whoop" in public.- Uniform Pron
...but, would you take TEXAS off the front of UT's jerseys?- Uniform Pron
Well, that'd be a shame bc it's a really clean look. This isn't the first time LSU has worn these all-whites.- Game Week 8: Texas at MSST
In aggy lingo, a 2%er is an Aggie who isn't "redass". A student who doesn't help with bonfire, doesn't go to yell practice, and - gasp - doesn't go to every home game @ Pyle and stay until the bitter end while standing the entire game. By not giving you shit about "tu" and "dem dern liberal, hippy t-sips who didn't help win the wars", it proves he is indeed a 2%er.- The Most Disappointing Season, or the Greatest Comeback Season Ever?
This Yes, aggy's defense isn't championship caliber, but I'd much rather watch a shoot-out vs this offense's ineptitude. The defense bailed us out again. This must be what it's like to be an Iowa fan.- Uniform Pron
Sunday Morning Uni Watch - Week 8- Who is this legend from Saturday?
Clumsier than Connor? Unpossible- Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Bitchassedness- 2025 Random Games thread
Look it up- 2025 Random Games thread
It's a Border Conference Battle in the desert - ASU vs Texas Tech! - Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
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