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Ricky's one-hitter

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  1. Why is the "we need bodies" contingent wiping their ass with this thread? Zina hasn't even been a take the whole cycle, and y'all are pretending he's a need. I bet you thought Max Merrill would pan out, too.
  2. 247 had that right. He was looking at a total mechanics rebuild. Maybe he figures that out, but I think the move to RB was the best thing for everyone. Idk that Roschon could have maximized to the level he did anywhere else. Edit to add: Ian Boyd couldn’t stop pining for a move to lb. IB, we got one of those, that’s a David Gbenda.
  3. I mean, let's think about this. Is aggy going to land Simmons at the pool party? No, definitely not. Hill was out of the blue last year, but he had much more perceived interest in aggy at that point than Simmons does. So what other recruit that we're both in it for will be the summer surprise? McKinley? Risky...LSU has more success flipping committed in-state prospects than we do. We've basically conceded Hudson and Bussey to "not us", so no big splash there. Ivy wouldn't be a momentum builder. If we are pushing for Black to commit and skip it, that would be why. If he makes it to the pool party, Black is the odds on favorite to be their annual summer acquisition.
  4. There is literally an entire board dedicated to this bullshit. GTFO. We're getting a commit today
  5. '25 has 3-4 in-state tackles in the top 10 at the position, and if we miss on Baker, I would hope we go harder at Fasusi and Haywood
  6. "When God closes one door, he opens the window at the Texas St Chi O house" - Greg Davis
  7. Jfc what’re y’all doing in here
  8. aGgY iSnT rAcIsT Seriously though, this shit is crazy. Chit, scuse me
  9. You're overthinking it. There are 10,625 D1 football scholarships available each season and each recruiting class is intended to replace ~1/4 of a team's 85 available scholarships. If there are ~450 4*/5* prospects, only ~17% of the 2656 available scholarships will be filled by one. If that were closer to 25-30%, I would agree, but when it's < 1 in 5 prospects, you can't really argue that it's diluted. Especially because the 5* count is artificially capped.
  10. I haven't been following this cycle as closely as years past, so this is a bit uninformed. Did any of our commits do the camp circuit? This would absolutely be the update where on3 credits camp performances because they can rebalance in the fall, and the movement appears to be "new data", as opposed to re-evaluating tape and adjusting to reflect their offers. If it were the latter, the IDLs that Gerry swears aren't 3*s would have shot up
  11. A situation so bad, even Cardale Jones said "no thanks"
  12. Sounds like Lindsey is the guy that could decommit if they landed 5
  13. "Kiffin basically never uses motion and his offense is considered cutting edge" This is so perfect. Not only does this genius out himself as a know nothing blowhard, but refutes his own point in the subsequent drivel about streamlining the playbook. Kiffin has one of the simplest playbooks in cfb - it's his formations and speed of execution that make him "cutting edge" and there's not enough dynamite in the world to "streamline" Jimbo's playbook into something similar.
  14. “We’ll give him 1 year. His house is fucking awesome inside.”
  15. This is hilarious https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_Wearstler Not a Texas grad, attended Mass. College of Art in Boston. Looks like Brad hit it and quit it, though
  16. I will never understand this pov. -y modifies it to a multipurpose adjective. -ie makes the noun diminutive as a general rule, except when it is pluralizing the noun (huskies, ponies, salukies, grizzlies, all the other aggies, etc). While the diminutive is always inferred on this thread, the reading of it is only the name of the team. -y displays intent, describes sheep fucker in only 4 letters, and is (kinda) correct grammatically.
  17. Hate child. They would make hate to one another.
  18. There are way too many teeth in that ɔː
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