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Posts posted by Lone Star Horn
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5 minutes ago, Nivek said:
Fair, but big fish, small pond, and Houston/Austin are reasonable trips.
Excuse me sir, but that is lil fish
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37 minutes ago, Viper said:
Who does that make Sonny and Fredo?
Not sure about Sonny, but this is Fredo for sure.
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3 hours ago, texifornia said:
Am I just still drunk, or just missing it? I only see 14 school logos.
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I posted this joke from reddit on the Lame Joke thread, but fits here.
QuoteA woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick".
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A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick".
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5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
What's more pathetic? Being an aggy or carrying water for any team in your conference that beats you?
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6 minutes ago, Deej said:
Why do you think Jimbo has been tanking it?
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44 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:
If the conference were looking for the biggest FU they could manage, they would have us not play the RRS, instead having each of us play 5 road games to 4 home. Hopefully there is contractual language to prevent it. I agree that of all the "away" games, Houston would be best in terms of opportunity to play in front of a lot of friendlies.
Yeah NO, the TV partners would never allow their highest rated conference game to not be played.
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1 minute ago, Deej said:
Win 8 or 9 games at aggy every year, and Liucci will suck you off.
Why would he want that??
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On most tacos I can go with either corn or flour tortillas. When eating lengua, barbacoa, or menudo, corn tortillas are a must have.
1 hour ago, texifornia said:What the shit is this
not Tex, but the cuntster who tweeted that
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On 12/6/2022 at 2:13 PM, markstanco said:
This cop is a riot. The episodes are named "Fridays with Frank".
Just started watching this,
I live in this county and recognize some of the locations. I have yet to be stopped by any of the local cops.
One sad note, on 12/16, Sheriff Lamb's son, son's fiancé (died one week later after being in ICU), and their daughter were killed in an auto crash, suspected drunk driver (not injured) hit them.
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29 minutes ago, Orange&White said:
It seems we should just get rid of all non playoff bowls if half of the teams don't want to be there.
Yeah, it seems that when a team loses a non playoff bowl, they just didn't want to be there.
Like Georgia in the 2018 Sugar Bowl, when they tried to win, couldn't, and just said that they really didn't want to be there. After stating all week that they were going to show the playoff committee that they belonged in the playoff.
Narrator "They showed no such thing."
Or they just don't show up like aggy last year.
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Good, no fucking around. Signed, see ya Miami.
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13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:
Now what regard would want to repossess Pyle Field?
What could they do with it?Well, it already has the correct facade for a Kroger
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16 minutes ago, demos said:
Is there a worse run franchise than DCU?Currently, no. If Gunn and Safran have their shit together and reboot the DCU with a vision like Feige did/has with Marvel, it could be good. It will have to be a wait and see, we probably won't have that answer for several years.
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10 hours ago, demos said:
Maybe because they’ve kicked cavill to the curb?Well, they're rebooting the whole DCU. The Rock and almost all of the previous actors have no place there. No need for him to follow them.
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24 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:
before they get a chance to start.
BUT THE NUMBERS!!!!!
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yeah he did