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    Excuse me sir, but that is lil fish
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    Not sure about Sonny, but this is Fredo for sure.
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    billy on the way to delete that tweet.
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    Am I just still drunk, or just missing it? I only see 14 school logos.
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    I posted this joke from reddit on the Lame Joke thread, but fits here.
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    A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?" The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?" The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick".
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    Yeah NO, the TV partners would never allow their highest rated conference game to not be played.
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    Why would he want that??
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    On most tacos I can go with either corn or flour tortillas. When eating lengua, barbacoa, or menudo, corn tortillas are a must have. not Tex, but the cuntster who tweeted that
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    Just started watching this, I live in this county and recognize some of the locations. I have yet to be stopped by any of the local cops. One sad note, on 12/16, Sheriff Lamb's son, son's fiancé (died one week later after being in ICU), and their daughter were killed in an auto crash, suspected drunk driver (not injured) hit them.
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    Yeah, it seems that when a team loses a non playoff bowl, they just didn't want to be there. Like Georgia in the 2018 Sugar Bowl, when they tried to win, couldn't, and just said that they really didn't want to be there. After stating all week that they were going to show the playoff committee that they belonged in the playoff. Narrator "They showed no such thing." Or they just don't show up like aggy last year.
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    I've been ruined by memes, when I see any type nativity pic, I only see this
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    Good, no fucking around. Signed, see ya Miami.
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    Well, it already has the correct facade for a Kroger
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    Currently, no. If Gunn and Safran have their shit together and reboot the DCU with a vision like Feige did/has with Marvel, it could be good. It will have to be a wait and see, we probably won't have that answer for several years.
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    Well, they're rebooting the whole DCU. The Rock and almost all of the previous actors have no place there. No need for him to follow them.
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    before they get a chance to start. BUT THE NUMBERS!!!!! 😏
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    scared me for a bit, I thought I was going to see Hope Solo's portal.

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