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Lone Star Horn

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  1. I think he means the legs on the Panthers players. Those aren't sleeves, they look like uncovered legs.
  2. Doesn't ousux have any women for him to grope? oh wait, nevermind
  3. I had to move to the Phoenix area for work about 18 months ago. I was asked by a local if I was going to start rooting for the Cardinals. I informed that local that I was a Texas Longhorn and I would never root for the Cardinals as long as they had that shitty little Ewok, former ousux qb, on their team. I will say that I did root for them when the Ewok was hurt and out, with Colt leading the team. With this going on, I hope that the Cardinals get rid of his worthless Ewok ass and I may have to start rooting for them.
  4. So, 21 of the 44 starters were not 4 or 5 star recruits. Those numbers really don't say what he wants them to say.
  5. an extra protein diet??
  6. I just spoke to a co-worker about his daughter's entry last year. He realized that if he had one of the wheels higher (not touching the track) than the other three, it made the car faster. 25% less friction = faster car. She won all her heats, and came in second to the winner, who he swears was a kit built car that probably cost more than $40. Good luck next year
  7. But, Its Hip to be Square
  8. For anyone who knows anything of Critical Role, (the self described group of nerdy ass voice actors playing D&D). They started on Geek and Sundry and have branched off into their own Twitch and Youtube channel. They are currently in their third D&D campaign. The Legend of Vox Machina is from their first D&D campaign. They started a Kickstarter campaign to get an episode animated. It was estimated at $750k, and it was fully funded within at $1 million within the first hour. Within 24 hours, 4 episodes were funded at $4.3 million. At the six week mark, they had $11,385,449 with 88,887 backers. It was the most funded on Kickstarter for TV or film projects. They had the funding for 12 episodes. Then Amazon Prime got involved and they funded a second season. The episodes are being released 3 at a time 30 minutes each, every Friday, starting yesterday, Jan 28.
  9. Nationwide survey and HEB is number 2? The same HEB that isn't past Dallas to the north and Houston to the east? wow.
  10. If I remember the history books correctly, the arrival of the US troops to the front stuffed the German offensive. They had all the extra troops from the Eastern Front that were freed up with the Russian surrender. At that point, once the fresh US troops stopped that offensive, and more US troops poured into the Western Front, the Germans were done. It was their last hope of winning the war.
  11. One is obviously for having the reddest of asses.
  12. When does the drive-in movie start? That ten-head is big enough for an IMAX screen.
  13. I see your Ghost and raise you a better Twilight ending.
  14. Late 80s, when I was in the Air Force, one of the girls in the squadron was named Salina. Nice name, we didn't think too much on it. Her brother came in for a visit, he was named, Austin. Again, not too bad until we found out their middle names. This was on their IDs as their first and middle names, Salina Kansas and Austin Texas. They had to show us their IDs because we didn't believe them. Yes, their parents named them after the cities they were born in. My wife wanted to name out daughter Grace, I vetoed it. No way I was going to let her get into high school to have punks say, Amazing Grace, sit on my face.
  15. I thought that face was already punched, several times
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