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Lone Star Horn

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Nationwide survey and HEB is number 2? The same HEB that isn't past Dallas to the north and Houston to the east? wow.
  2. If I remember the history books correctly, the arrival of the US troops to the front stuffed the German offensive. They had all the extra troops from the Eastern Front that were freed up with the Russian surrender. At that point, once the fresh US troops stopped that offensive, and more US troops poured into the Western Front, the Germans were done. It was their last hope of winning the war.
  3. One is obviously for having the reddest of asses.
  4. When does the drive-in movie start? That ten-head is big enough for an IMAX screen.
  5. I see your Ghost and raise you a better Twilight ending.
  6. Late 80s, when I was in the Air Force, one of the girls in the squadron was named Salina. Nice name, we didn't think too much on it. Her brother came in for a visit, he was named, Austin. Again, not too bad until we found out their middle names. This was on their IDs as their first and middle names, Salina Kansas and Austin Texas. They had to show us their IDs because we didn't believe them. Yes, their parents named them after the cities they were born in. My wife wanted to name out daughter Grace, I vetoed it. No way I was going to let her get into high school to have punks say, Amazing Grace, sit on my face.
  7. I thought that face was already punched, several times
  8. Of course they are, wouldn't you be? A 6 foot fall will do some damage, bruising for sure, and of course, don't forget the mental anguish. They can NEVER get near a rail again for fear of it collapsing. Most of all, especially to get some money from dirty dan.
  9. What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? An udder failure. What do you call a second cow that doesn't give milk? Anudder failure.
  10. He had connections,
  11. he said 1968, not 968
  12. Fuck that shit. I only cheer for Texas.
  13. So, does that mean that Rutgers is the REAL 12th man?
  14. He'll be in hell, surrounded by sheep wearing chastity belts, and a drive-in screen sized video of Justin Tucker kicking the game winner.
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