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Lone Star Horn

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  1. I see your Ghost and raise you a better Twilight ending.
  2. Late 80s, when I was in the Air Force, one of the girls in the squadron was named Salina. Nice name, we didn't think too much on it. Her brother came in for a visit, he was named, Austin. Again, not too bad until we found out their middle names. This was on their IDs as their first and middle names, Salina Kansas and Austin Texas. They had to show us their IDs because we didn't believe them. Yes, their parents named them after the cities they were born in. My wife wanted to name out daughter Grace, I vetoed it. No way I was going to let her get into high school to have punks say, Amazing Grace, sit on my face.
  3. I thought that face was already punched, several times
  4. Of course they are, wouldn't you be? A 6 foot fall will do some damage, bruising for sure, and of course, don't forget the mental anguish. They can NEVER get near a rail again for fear of it collapsing. Most of all, especially to get some money from dirty dan.
  5. What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? An udder failure. What do you call a second cow that doesn't give milk? Anudder failure.
  6. He had connections,
  7. he said 1968, not 968
  8. Fuck that shit. I only cheer for Texas.
  9. So, does that mean that Rutgers is the REAL 12th man?
  10. He'll be in hell, surrounded by sheep wearing chastity belts, and a drive-in screen sized video of Justin Tucker kicking the game winner.
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