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  1. 1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

    that's about to change to their massive detriment

    the sec is going to have to kill the november fcs cupcake: -1 win

    the sec is going to have add one more conference game: +.5 win (aggy historical .500 conference record)

    that's a half a win less all but guaranteed....

    AND

    aggy are going to have to play the sips every year: -.673 wins (aggy historical 32.7% winning percentage against the sips)

    aggy are going to have to play thieves every year: -.613 wins (aggy historical 61.3% losing percentage against thieves)

    which is a .643 average

    so the extra game in conference can't overlap with both sips and thieves...

    so rough napkin math shows aggy with a minimum of 1 fewer win and 1 more loss every year, and 2 fewer wins and 2 more losses every other year

    applying the 1-1 to their best year (2012), then alternating....

    2012: 11-2 -> 10-3

    2013: 9-4 -> 7-6

    2014: 8-5 -> 7-6

    2015: 8-5 -> 6-7

    2016: 8-5 -> 7-6

    2017: 7-6 -> 5-8

    2018: 9-4 -> 8-5

    2019: 8-5 -> 6-7

    2020: 9-1 -> 8-2

    applying the 2-2 to their best year (2012), then alternating....

    2012: 11-2 -> 9-4

    2013: 9-4 -> 8-5

    2014: 8-5 -> 6-7

    2015: 8-5 -> 7-6

    2016: 8-5 -> 6-7

    2017: 7-6 -> 6-7

    2018: 9-4 -> 7-6

    2019: 8-5 -> 7-6

    2020: 9-1 -> 7-3

    ++++++++++++++++++++++

    tl/dr: aggy are fucked

     

    IF you don't want to watch an old wrestler promo, the spoiler is the transcript

     

    Spoiler

    YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!

     

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