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  1. Not to pick on you, @troph, but it's not about what you need. (This goes to all the other surly-ites who complain about genres of movies, not just comic book type, that they don't like.) 

    If people are willing to pay to watch these movies, they are going to continue to be made. We all know Hollywood tends to be formulaic and will churn out what ever makes a buck. 

    It's simple, if you don't like these kind of movies, don't pay to watch them. I just don't understand why do you have to go on a thread and make negative comments about these movies that you don't like. If you watch the movie and it was bad, then sure comment about how it stunk.

    I personally don't care to watch Rom-Coms or reality type shows like Survivor, but I don't go on any of those movie/show threads to complain about these kinds of movies/shows being made.

    Since I don't go on the Music Forum, are the same type of comments made there? Is it a Surly thing to bash a genre just because you don't like it?

    /rant off

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  2. 3 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

    I'm sure "aggy math" tells them that 45% of their fake army fraternity geeks receive commissions, but the actual percentage is closer to 25%.

    In 2018, they claimed "the highest number ever" were commissioned and that group included 75 geeks from their Galveston campus who entered the Merchant Marines.

     

    From 2019:

     

    So...the aggys commission about 130 fraternity members each Spring, with a smaller number commissioned after the Fall semester. Add the two numbers up and aggy struggles to see 200 kids commissioned in any given year.

     

    @Randolph Duke

     

    I wanted to use this as points in a discussion with an aggy I know.

    How many UT ROTC were commissioned? I couldn't find that. 

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  3. On 12/3/2019 at 8:13 AM, Duval Street said:

    David Harbour trying to be Captain Russia?

    She has an upcoming series on Disney+ as well, or did I get that confused with this movie?

    Red Guardian

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    Red Guardian

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    Red Guardian
    Avengers-43.jpg
    Alexei Shostakov as Red Guardian
    Publication information
    Publisher Marvel Comics
    First appearance The Avengers #43 (August 1967)
    Created by Roy Thomas
    John Buscema
    In-story information
    Alter ego Alexei Shostakov | Алексей Шостаков
    Team affiliations KGB
    Notable aliases Ronin
    Abilities Highly skilled athlete
    Master hand to hand combatant
    Expert pilot
    Use of "belt-buckle" disc

    Red Guardian (Russian: Красный страж, Krasnyy Strazh) is the name of several fictional superheroes appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The Red Guardian is an identity that was created as the Soviet equivalent of Captain America, although its use has continued after the fall of the Soviet Union.

    David Harbour will portray the Alexei Shostakov incarnation of Red Guardian, in the 2020 film Black Widow set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.[1]

    Aleksey Lebedev[edit]

    Aleksey Lebedev Russian: Алексей Лебедев , the Golden Age version of Red Guardian, first appeared in Namor, The Sub-Mariner Annual #1 (June 1991), created by writers Dana Moreshead and Mike Thomas, and artist Phil Hester. Very little is known of him, but he fought alongside Captain America (William Naslund) and the Sub-Mariner at the Potsdam Conference, in July, 1945.[2] He began his career during World War II and met the All-Winners Squad (formerly the Invaders) on only one recorded occasion, shortly after the war's end.[volume & issue needed] Like the other crusaders of the same name, he was created as a Soviet counterpart to Captain America.[volume & issue needed] He was later apparently killed during the purges of the 1950s, opposing the brutal experiments that would later create his successor.[3]

    Alexei Shostakov[edit]

    Alexei Alanovich Shostakov was the second version of Red Guardian, and was created by Roy Thomas and John Buscema.

    Alexei Shostakov was born in Moscow, and was the husband of Natasha Romanova. Both he and his wife became agents of the Soviets: the latter as the Black Widow while the former became a test pilot and KGB agent and then trained as a Soviet counterpart to Captain America as the "Red Guardian".

    Alexei Shostakov was one of the Soviet Union's most acclaimed pilots. During World War II on the Eastern Front, he shot down a large number of Luftwaffe fighter planes in aerial battles and was credited for helping the Soviet Air Force win air supremacy over the skies of Stalingrad and Kursk. Because of his extraordinary skill, Shostakov was chosen for the most secret and dangerous tests and new aircraft for the Soviet Union. This included being the first pilot to test fly the MiG-15. The Soviet state controlled news media greatly publicized this and certain other missions of his such as his aerial battles against the U.S. Air Force over MiG Alley during the Korean War. As a result, Shostakov was decorated as a hero of the Soviet Union. Shostakov was also successful in his private life, having married the equally famous ballerina Natalie (familiarly known as Natasha) Romanova.

    As the Cold War flared up in the 1950s, Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev realized that the Soviet Union needed its own equivalent to Captain America. Khrushchev chose Alexi Shostakov over Yuri Gagarin who would later become the first man in space. The KGB faked his death and trained him in secret, keeping his survival a secret from Natasha. He became a master of hand-to-hand combat and a highly skilled athlete. In addition, he carried a throwing disc on his belt which could be used against an opponent. Magnetic force returned the disc after throwing. The disc had the yellow hammer and sickle symbol on it and his costume was red with a star on his chest to symbolise the Soviet flag. While the Black Widow became disillusioned with KGB masters and defected to the United States, the Red Guardian remained loyal and became more ruthless and vindictive. The Red Guardian battled the Avengers with his Chinese ally Colonel Ling, to protect a Communist Chinese secret weapon located at a secret military base at an unrevealed location in the People's Republic of China, encountering the Black Widow and Captain America (Steve Rogers). When the Black Widow noticed "something familiar" about him, Red Guardian revealed his identity. He was shot and mortally wounded minutes later by Colonel Ling while saving the lives of the Black Widow and Captain America. He was buried under molten lava when the laser blast caused the eruption of a long-dormant volcano.[4]

    Some time later, a Life Model Decoy was patterned after Alexei Shostakov was introduced in the "Widow Maker" crossover between the Hawkeye & Mockingbird and Black Widow titles as Ronin.[5] The LMD initially starts assassinating spies and eventually targets Mockingbird and Black Widow. After he was seemingly destroyed in his first battle with the Black Widow,[6] the LMD was later revealed to be alive and had risen very high up in power within Bulgaria as Ronin. The LMD was responsible for a plot to capture and try his "former wife" for crimes as a Soviet super soldier but his plan is foiled with the help of Daredevil and the Avengers.[7]

    David Harbour will portray the character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe film Black Widow (2020).

    Dr. Tania Belinsky[edit]

    Main article: Starlight (Marvel Comics)

    Dr. Tania Belinsky, a neurosurgeon from the USSR, later adopted the costumed Red Guardian identity and joined the Defenders. Created by Steve Gerber and Sal Buscema, she first appeared in The Defenders #35 (May 1976).

    Josef Petkus[edit]

    The fourth Red Guardian, Josef Petkus first appeared in Captain America #352 (April 1989), and was created by writer Mark Gruenwald and artist Kieron Dwyer. The character subsequently appears in Avengers #319-324 (July–October 1990), Incredible Hulk #393 (May 1992), and Soviet Super-Soldiers #1 (November 1992). The character subsequently appears as the Steel Guardian in Iron Man #9 (October 1998). Petkus appeared as part of the "Supreme Soviets" entry in the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Update '89 #7.

    Josef Petkus was a special operative for the intelligence agencies of the Soviet Union, and appeared as a member of the militant Supreme Soviets. Alongside the Supreme Soviets, he attacked the Soviet Super-Soldiers for defecting from the Soviet Union. Alongside Captain America, he later battled a bear-like creature composed of the Darkforce.[8] The Supreme Soviets were later renamed the post-Soviet Russian super-team called the Winter Guard. Alongside this confederacy, he teamed with the Avengers and Alpha Flight to battle the Peace Corpse, the Atlantean Army, and the Combine.[9] Petkus later joined a Winter Guard splinter group called the People's Protectorate, now calling himself the "Steel Guardian".[10] When he and his team went off in search of the timelord Immortus hoping to find a way to resurrect Vanguard's sister, Lanyia. They agreed to fighting off Dire Wraiths invading his realm in exchange for this favor, Joseph being killed while in the line of duty.[11]

    Krassno Granitsky[edit]

    A fifth Red Guardian, Krassno Granitsky, appeared in Maverick #10 (June 1998), created by writer Jorge Gonzales and artist Leo Fernandez. He teamed up with the mercenary superhero Maverick to battle a crime lord.

    The name "Krassno Granitsky" comes from the James Bond novel From Russia With Love; it is the Russianized name of the assassin Donovan "Red" Grant.[citation needed] He also appeared in the first issue of Ed Brubaker's Captain America, where he was executed by Aleksander Lukin.[volume & issue needed]

    Anton[edit]

    The sixth Red Guardian, Anton,[12] made his first appearance in the first issue of Jeph Loeb's Hulk series as a member of the Winter Guard.[13] Anton claims to be an engineer and a former Crimson Dynamo pilot, and was later revealed to be (at least partially) a Life Model Decoy.[14] He was decapitated by a Dire Wraith, although his head was kept in storage, seemingly still alive.[15]

    Nicolai Krylenko[edit]

    Nicolai Krylenko, also known as Vanguard, is the seventh Red Guardian, and leads the Winter Guard.[15]

    Powers and abilities[edit]

    None of the Red Guardian's various identity users have been revealed to possess superhuman powers or abilities, with the exception of Tania Belinsky after her mutation by the Presence, the Ultimate version, the seventh Red Guardian, and Krylenko. All are highly skilled athletes. Shostakov was an expert pilot, a master hand-to-hand combatant, and was trained in espionage techniques by the KGB.[16] All of the Guardians but Alexei and Tania have used a Steel shield similar to that used by Captain America. Alexei and Tania used a "belt-buckle" disc, a hurling weapon which magnetically returned to the wearer's hand when thrown, and was a part of their costume's belt buckle. The fourth Red Guardian; Josef Petkus often employed an energized sword as a secondary armament alongside his shield.[17] The sixth Red Guardian was an LMD named Anton, whose powers are cybernetic based. His falsified backstory was that he's an expert engineer and former Crimson Dynamo pilot, his real strength lies in his moderate degree of enhanced cybernetic physicality. The latest Red Guardian is Nikolai Krylenko/Vanguard, brother to Laynia Petrovna; whose powers are derived from his mutation.[18] Which stems to a fullbody force field that repels electromagnetic and kinetic energy, forces he can best guide and direct through a medium like the technically advanced Vibranium Shield supplied to him by Executive Security Committee.[19] Or through a crux like the symbol of his home country; A sickle and hammer.[20] He also directs this force against the earth itself to obtain flight. Nikolai wears a more advanced suit than previous Red Guardians, which is lined with circuitry that works in conjunction with the compact computer on his shield. Not only enabling the guided flight and return of which through their digital connection, but the amplification of the effects of his own energy field.[21]

     

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  4. 1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

    It would be cool for TxDot to have those on the highways leading into Austin... playing Deep in the Heart of Texas... and the Eyes of Texas. No telling what aggy would try to do though.

    Well, since TxDoT is run by aggy, any of those would play the Mickey Mouse Club song.....errr aggy war hymn.

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  5. 31 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Disagree. Wareheim has been sent to a place where he can be King. It would be like sending Jimbo Fisher to the Land Of Cuckholdery

    but, he's already in college station

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  6. 4 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

    I'd like to see the metrics that make Pitt, Louisville, and BC more "P5 worthy" than UH.

    My guess is Cougar High's attendance would spike with Big 12 opponents in town.

     

    On 12/27/2019 at 8:53 AM, Lone Star Horn said:

    FUCK cougar high, let them wallow in obscurity 

    again

  7. 3 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

    Oddly, I'd rather have Houston than Missouri, though obviously Missouri makes more sense in terms of independent TV markets. I was never interested in seeing Texas play Missouri in any sport. I am sure I would regret this attitude, if we were to get Houston, the first time the Cougar High mentality showed itself. 

    Both/either of those is contingent on Arkansas, though. Without Arkansas, forget it (expansion). 

    FUCK cougar high, let them wallow in obscurity 

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