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  1. Lone Star Horn
    they have those in Texas also
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    hell yes, she can whistle, gargle and recite the alphabet with both balls in her mouth. she's talented
  3. Lone Star Horn
    I believe the medical term is ballsaholic, she can put both balls in her mouth
  4. Lone Star Horn
    ok, definitely not the penhold grip
  5. Lone Star Horn
    We all pretty much hold the paddle facing up, so I guess more of a handshake grip.
  6. Lone Star Horn
    Well, we're definitely amateurs, no way in hell that I'm spending more for "blades" than I did for the damn table. Like I said, just for family fun. I have no idea what either of those grips are. This is just for family fun, we aren't even thinking of playing that hard. We're just having fun and getting some aerobic workout as we do so. The paddles linked earlier are good enough for what we need, thanks for your input.
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    "but what if it's custom tailored with your name on it?" says icono
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    LOL, good thing it's in the gameroom. Thanks shnsajax, that looks like a pair we can use for a while until we get good enough to require an upgrade.
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    Just got a new table tennis table for the family, inexpensive, came with 2 crappy paddles. Does anyone know what brand of paddles is decent? Don't want to spend too much, $20ish for 2 should be ok, until we get good enough to really need a true upgrade. Thanks
  10. Lone Star Horn
    yeah right, like you know how to make any woman cum.
  11. Lone Star Horn
    Elementary and Middle schools have staggered start/end times, School speed zones cover both, since they are in the same area.
  12. Lone Star Horn
    Steam Winter Sale until 1/3
  13. Lone Star Horn
    i got an espresso/cappuccino maker from the wife and daughter. from my sister and niece, I got a Longhorn beer mug, a Mr. Potato Head (Storm Trooper) and a t-shirt, it has my daughter's name on it and says, "i am your father" with a pic of Darth Vader parents got me a bottle of Macallan 12 it was a good day
  14. Lone Star Horn
    iz da debil
  15. Lone Star Horn
    so, the wife is slumming and he d-cupgraded
  16. Lone Star Horn
    he needs a swift kick in the ass and to be told to sit the fuck up
  17. Lone Star Horn
    hell, he's been doing Christmas since the first one, so yeah, plenty of experience
  18. Lone Star Horn
    "you can unfuck???" says aggy while thinking about that sheep from last night
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    thanks futureman
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    ok, first time watching HP, the helmet stickers, they have footballs, stars, skulls and pride. different meaning for each?
  21. Lone Star Horn
    provide the weed and booze?
  22. Lone Star Horn
    is it silk or lace that would slow him down?
  23. Lone Star Horn
    I believe so, he had a 5 year deal, coached was here 3, has been there 2.
  24. Lone Star Horn
    so you're showing that, yes they will?
  25. Lone Star Horn
    tell his aggy ass that if he paid for the gas, a room at the embassy suites in college station , $75/day per diem, and $300/hr travel time and time at "ceremony" that you might consider it. if it's that important to him, he'd pay for your time.

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