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Lone Star Horn

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  1. ^^^^ that's ok, your mom has been banged by all of us.
  2. HA, when my daughter was 2, and being potty trained, she was as stubborn as an old mule. She got the hang of peeing in the potty, but she would poop on there, only in her diaper/pull ups. We finally got to the point where we put her in "big girl panties" and she didn't want to mess those up. She held on and didn't poop for 5 days, until she could hold it no more and went on the potty. That's one stubborn little girl.
  3. ^^^ you serious Clark?? in case you are, the original Battlestar Galactica series was in 1978-1979 and Hatch was one of the lead actors.
  4. she does like a good pearl necklace
  5. Lone Star Horn

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    Outlaw Josey Wales
  7. Yeah, F4 interacted with these, however the Kree-Skrull War was an Avengers adventure
  8. What do you call a bear out in a light rain? a drizzlie.
  9. i voted for $5/month, but yeah, tree fiddy is better
  10. How much notice did he have, it would be the same as moving. Sorry, but this is dumb on his part. couldn't he have just gone to the local post office and noted that mail to the old address be forwarded to the new address, even though it's the same location? Once he gets the credit card bill that was forwarded, he could call (or go online for)the credit card companies and update his address. Paychecks not direct deposit? Change info on his company's records, just like a move? Mortgage might be harder, but i'm sure there's a way to change that, since the city changed the name of the street.
  11. ^^^^^^^ BWAHAHAHA, for how long?? maybe 1 week max? Just need someone to tweet about how slow he is
  12. well, shit, i've done it all wrong, when I screwed sluts, they were horizontal
  13. ah. the good ole arabian goggles
  14. doesn't matter, that stool is double stacked in college station
  15. wow, we rode one of these in San Diego last year, they call them SEAL Boats. They had no windows or plastic sheets to serve as windows, like this one. I do remember them doing the safety talk and I think there were life jackets under each seat.
  16. ^^^ he's not forgetting, he's just selectively not remembering
  17. Yeah, total dick move on their part
  18. When I'm talking to people and it comes up that I was in the Air Force, generally the first question usually is, "Were you in combat?" I always say, no, not in combat. Yes, I was in a combat zone, two of them actually, but I never saw hostile fire. "Operation Just Cause" The invasion of Panama, to oust Noriega. "Operation Desert Shield/Storm" (I always tend to say it that way, the "Shield" part was the waiting, from Aug to Jan, and you're damn right that I'm going to mention waiting all those months in Saudi Arabia, for the war to kick off) It does feel good to be acknowledged and maybe that's why some of these guys who lie about it, do it. My wife did buy me a nice looking Desert Storm Vet cap, and I tend to wear it often. I sometimes don't know what to say when someone "thanks me for my service" I tend to smile and nod, (acknowledging them) https://national-desert-storm-war-memorial.myshopify.com/products/desert-storm-veteran-hat-with-medal I did not know until she found this cap, that they were even in the process of trying to get a memorial built. I've donated and I intend to go to DC when it's completed.
  19. per aggy, he's not secsecsec ready, even tho half of the secsecsec had offered him.
  20. bu bu but that weren't jimbo, ya stupid sip. jimbo has a natty and nevermind the fsu record last year cause jimbo knew he was going to be aggy
  21. Just wait, when the fall happens and they are ready to get rid of jimbo, you'll be able to find a plethora of these at goodwill, or "donated" to office break rooms.
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