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Lone Star Horn

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  1. Just finished watching the season,
  2. well, sure, if you're going to pick all the fat ones. For every fattie there are several steroid bodybuilder types, and more smaller ones that are lean. also, quick google search shows only 4 of those pictured are dead.
  3. She's that, because she saw his dick.
  4. you sure? I think when they finally have her in the straitjacket, the mask will be pulled off (scooby doo style) and it'll be hamm. He'll of course say "I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you kids!)
  5. Yet, you call aggy a decent institution?? Have you not read any of this thread, where it's mentioned many times, that aggy's drive for more enrollment has diminished the value of their diploma? They don't have funding, room, or professors for all the extra students that they are enrolling.
  6. That is true, however I have seen that the car in front of you would tend to move over to the middle lane if you were a little bit closer to them. eventually you get to the moron in front of the pack that is slowing everyone down. Ride his ass until he moves over, then everyone gets to go faster.
  7. ^^^^ well, the title of the video does state WWE NXT superstars, which means they are probably not from SA, and they are wrestlers. Wrestlers generally tend to be pretty fit.
  8. I would have had to try to open the driver's door, with extra oomph, several times, just to make sure that i couldn't fit. Then get in on the other side.
  9. bet ya she was on her phone, wait, what am i saying, there is no doubt she was on the phone.
  10. Basically, if you're in the left lane and there is no one n front of you, and you can safely move into the middle lane, do so. Obviously this isn't possible in high traffic/rush hour situations. Even then, there are always some slow idiots in the left lane, that if they moved over, the traffic would move smoother. My rule of thumb is, if there is someone in front of me in the left lane, I do not typically move over. Unless I can pass the selfish asshole on the right.
  11. One thing you don't have to wonder about, aggy will still never be a power in any of the big 3 sports.
  12. you have a wide stance when searching for love?
  13. I'd always heard it as "raining harder than a two cunt calf pissin' on a flat rock"
  14. What sports are they winning national championships? meat judging isn't a sport.
  15. ^^^^^
  16. i would have said a pinball machine
  17. ^^^ HA, they still use these in Germany, at least in my company's home office.
  18. you need to leave the toilet seat up, and then hear them complain that they fell in
  19. My thought was that she should have kicked the inattentive dog owner into the water.
  20. so, okie girls are cheap?
  21. a trash can??
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