Lone Star Horn

What do you call a ghost with boobs? A paranormal en-titty.

Now that you mention it, No. She knows that this is where I get my Longhorn news.

Understood, I've read posts to her, especially from this thread. She gets a good laugh from them also. There's no way she would willingly get on Surly on her own. She understands that it's my goto Longhorns site.

I was out of town. Wife saw a bird perched on the neighbor's roof. She usually lets the cat sit outside on the patio in the morning, nice and cool in the Phoenix metro. She made sure that the cat was back in the house. She sent me the video, and asked me if I could tell what kind of bird it was. iPhone video to my Samsung phone sucks, so it was hard to tell. She knew it wasn't an owl. She's afraid of the cat getting taken by an owl or similar. I saw the better video on her phone today. I told her it looked like a falcon or hawk. She asked me in all seriousness, if I was sure that it wasn't a phoenix. ???? I looked at her like huh?? I asked her if she knew what a phoenix was? She said that she thought so. I straight up told her that a phoenix is a mythological creature of rebirth. She says "Oh" Then she looks at me and says, "you're going to put this on Surly?" I nod and say "Yep" No pics you degenerates.

HEY rig 12 and yormark FUCK YOU

So, I see where your predictive text defaults to.

Waking up, reading this news, reading all the posts. This is me now.

YouTubeTV has multiview, 4 games on the screen with you being able to select which audio. I prefer to watch the Horns on the big screen. I can jump around on the computer for the other games and not miss a Horn play

This is where I'm glad to have YouTubeTV, I can watch the Horns on my big screen tv and the aggy game on mute on my tablet or computer.

Sometimes Karma is a beautiful bitch. Driving home, there's a lot of road construction, they're trying to improve the streets for better traffic flow. On one street at a stop light, there are three lanes, one right turn only, one left turn only and one straight. At the light there is a dump truck, a flat bed truck, a black Honda civic, then me. No one in the right lane, so just before the light turns green, the Honda moves into the right lane and goes straight, obviously faster than the dump truck. I just shake my head and call him an asshole. At another light, there are cones on the right side, with what looks like a dirt and gravel area where they are widening the lane, and only one lane going straight or right and a left turn lane. The black Honda civic is in front of me, so he didn't gain anything from his earlier maneuver. He decides that he's going to cut across the gravel area to make his right turn since the light does tend to take a bit to change. I'm shaking my head and thinking, where is a cop when you need one. Well, right before the Honda can get off the dirt and gravel, his front end sinks in the mud that he obviously didn't see. He sits there spinning his front wheels and just getting deeper. The light turns green and I regret that I didn't turn right to drive by and yell "DUMBASS".

yeah he's better than

Don't forget the possible Rectal Digitalus on an aggy coed....errrr B/CS sheep

I think you made a mistake there, buddy. It's Sextan.

I don't know if Saxton would let him do that. Why would he take less than owed? oh yeah aggy delusion

First off, have some respect and spell their names correctly. Then per surly rules, show pics, in their prime Anita Ekberg Gina Lollobrigida

Salma Hayak vs. Sophia Vergara For the spiciness

Someone beat you to her

Instead of him using the peanut butter for Norman to lick, jimbo will put the peanut butter on Norman and lick it.

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BAH, beat me to it. jimbo

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