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  1. I'm sorry to confuse. I was making a joke about not knowing who DAC is despite the fact I parodied his song, clearly indicating I know about DAC. It was a joke because last night Trump said "OK, are you ready? I don't know who he is" about the Binance guy he pardoned.
  2. "OK, are you ready? I don't know who he is." - gernblansten
  3. "Boooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!" - NowThis
  4. But my good friend Marta Fluckiger said I hadn’t written the perfect country song because I hadn’t said anything about precision watches, chocolate, the Alps, or neutrality, so…… I was higher than the Alps the day my mom got out of prison And I was late, because my watch ran out of precision By the time I arrived all the chocolate had melted I blamed sissy for the mess and mama’s neutrality left my ass unwelted
  5. Has anyone called Trump the Great Grabsme yet?
  6. Someone with some sense finally saw the news and said "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PERRY COUNTY?!?!?!?!?!"
  7. That is absolutely insane. I bet there's nothing in any investigative file with citizens calling the police about this threat to shoot up the school. He's been in jail since September 22 on $2M bail with law enforcement admitting he's not a threat, which is mind numbingly stupid. It's unreal his hearing to reduce the bond isn't going to be heard until December 4. I'd be willing to bet someone with some sense is get the charges dismissed or him out on a radically reduced bond well before December 4. As this news spreads, he should be home in time to hand out Halloween with a tort claim filed by Monday. Then again, Tennessee so I actually wouldn't be willing to bet. But, I'm hopeful.
  8. At first I was thinking this picture must be the steel shank thread's "is the dress blue and black or black or gold", but 99.99% of respondents know its an egg so that can't be it. This isn't one of those self help threads like "Are you an egg or potato? Life can be like boiling water. Put an egg in the boiling water and it turns an egg hard, put a potato in and it turns soft. Are you a potato or egg in difficult times?" Quick, someone post a gas station burrito wrapped in smoked baloney with some hot sauce on it and a cold Bud Light so I can start thinking about some snatch!
  9. Usual disclaimer for this timeline, yada, yada, yada. I suppose anyone can "run" all they like, but if you're ineligible to serve, you don't appear on the ballot. Morons are free to write in anyone they want, but if that individual is ineligible to serve, those votes won't be counted. It's clear that Trump is ineligible to serve as President or Vice President and he should not appear on any ballot for those offices. Again, usual disclaimer for this timeline, yada, yada, yada.
  10. Holy shit. So KSU has won 17 in a row and 30 of the last 35, but KU still leads the series 64-54.
  11. Take your 11 secret spices and get the hell out of here you chicken selling sonofabitch!!!!!
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