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gernblansten

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  1. Chesney: So, Coach, here are some notes on the guys coming back. Personality information for how they respond to different motivational purposes. Information and strengths and weaknesses for play calling and game planning. Napier: Great, thanks a lot. Let me tell you how to handle Power 4 football. Chesney: You know, I think I'd like to just go in cold. Thanks though.
  2. You're right. Sad, pathetic and embarrassing just doesn't cover it anymore. It's like a scene from Mean Girls if the one petty teenage girl was POTUS.
  3. "We're the greatest country in the world because if Austria had oil we wanted we'd kick their ass and take it!!!! 'Merica!!!!" - MAGA
  4. "What kind of tape? We didn't used to have duct tape. But, I was eating at a restaurant and someone ordered duck and it looked like it had a sticky sauce and I thought 'duck would make good tape' and so that was my idea. Is there audio and video of her clearly saying it? Was her DNA taken at the same time to make sure it was her? Susie said she didn't say it and I believe her. AI can make it look or sound like someone said something and they didn't. Barron knows computers and he said those things can be made up by the demented deep state. This is just fake news."
  5. Warden should flip the script and just send back:
  6. Rob Reiner was very bad for the country. Rob Reiner. The actor/director of some of the most memorable comedies and dramas of his generation. HE was the one that was very bad for the country.
  7. Sir, this is the internet. Further, this is a serious, respectable website. This is not the place to make shit up.
  8. Well, Mr. Lipman, the excuse is Trump is a fraudster. You were fooled by two conmen.
  9. I supposed anything can happen, but he isn't going to prison for anything that's occurred up to this point.
  10. I could be wrong, but I think in most states you can be held 48 hours before being arraigned. I'd venture a guess arraignments are set for 1:00 p.m. on the daily. He might be the first one up or he might be fifteenth in line. So, arraigned "sometime around 1 p.m." probably makes a lot of sense.
  11. The glove fits! Epstein was the real killer and OJ was innocent?!?!?!?!?!
  12. "Why do you fear those against facism?"
  13. Like, maybe she's sitting on a sofa and they're all standing around behind her or something?
  14. The olden days "telephone game" was a lot better than today's version.
  15. "In my defense, she had a Knack for being a Kinky Animal." - Sherrone, possibly
  16. Sherrone and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - written by Guy B. Horney and illustrated by Hubie J. Eld.
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