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gernblansten

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  1. I don’t remember Eddie’s response exactly, but it always cracks me up? Clark: You really think it matters, Eddie? Eddie: Well, if it gets dented my hair just act gonna part right.
  2. That's wrong because an unnamed source with SC said they just found out about it and had to cancel the series in a righteous display of CFB honor!
  3. A: give me some proof, not just statements. B: here's some proof. A: look this isn't productive, I'm finished discussing.
  4. The answer is Jeffrey Esptein, Larry Nassar, and Donald Trump. Cliff Clavin: Who are three men who have never been in my kitchen? Jeffrey Dahmer: Who are three horrible, despicable people? William James Vahey: Who are my kind of people!!!!!
  5. Wait a minute, I thought South Austin's mom had a copyright on getting it "protein style"?
  6. The Puck Cuck getting out over his skis.
  7. “Trump” and “class” have never belonged together.
  8. The dogs were barking as the cars were parking The loan sharks were sharking, the narcs were narcing Practically everyone was there.
  9. Your new handle is as bad as your last one. Ignore feature engaged.
  10. That’s be dumb as fuck, too. Seems dumb as fuck to even ask the question. Seems par for the course for you, though.
  11. Dumb is comparing a sport with 32 teams and an objective playoff system comparing it to a sport with well over 100 teams and a subjective playoff system. People who make that argument are some of the dimmer the dim bulb message boarders. Almost as embarrassing as those posters who make new accounts under new names and pass themselves off as new.
  12. Well, that’s dumb today to have huge mega conferences instead of smaller regional conferences that can crown a champion then have the champions play each other. Seems much better than a bunch of bitches whining about fairness and second and third chances to prove it on the field when they don’t like the results on the field. Win your games or shut the fuck up.
  13. Since neither tOSU nor Tennessee won their conference I’d been fine if that game never happened because they weren’t in the playoff.
  14. I was hoping for a TD and missed extra point for the loss, but that’ll do I guess.
  15. Notre Dame and South Bend Public Schools cancelled classes last year for the Friday playoff game.
  16. Chesney: So, Coach, here are some notes on the guys coming back. Personality information for how they respond to different motivational purposes. Information and strengths and weaknesses for play calling and game planning. Napier: Great, thanks a lot. Let me tell you how to handle Power 4 football. Chesney: You know, I think I'd like to just go in cold. Thanks though.
  17. You're right. Sad, pathetic and embarrassing just doesn't cover it anymore. It's like a scene from Mean Girls if the one petty teenage girl was POTUS.
  18. "We're the greatest country in the world because if Austria had oil we wanted we'd kick their ass and take it!!!! 'Merica!!!!" - MAGA
  19. "What kind of tape? We didn't used to have duct tape. But, I was eating at a restaurant and someone ordered duck and it looked like it had a sticky sauce and I thought 'duck would make good tape' and so that was my idea. Is there audio and video of her clearly saying it? Was her DNA taken at the same time to make sure it was her? Susie said she didn't say it and I believe her. AI can make it look or sound like someone said something and they didn't. Barron knows computers and he said those things can be made up by the demented deep state. This is just fake news."
  20. Warden should flip the script and just send back:
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