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    Wife verbally provokes a man who physically assaults her and you do nothing. Well, I suppose in your defense you're..................Born to Run
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    "Two thumbs down." - Herman Melville
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    No, wait, but what you don't understand is my neighbor's sister's brother-in-law's cousin's boss was dating a nurse on duty when he came to the hospital. It's so true.
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    First album named “Unbridled Enthusiasm”.
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    Yes, yes, you see, ztejas was a simple country boy. Some might say a cockeyed optimist, who got caught up in the dirty game of world diplomacy and International intrigue.
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    “Attack, attack, attack; admit nothing, deny everything; no matter what happens, you claim victory and never admit defeat” - Trump mentor
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    What a tale his thoughts could tell.
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    I've been saying the same for years. All the village idiots are able to communicate with one another now. Downfall of our society.
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    Perfect. Neither do the French.
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    Could’ve been even worse because if TT QB was worth a shit they would’ve scored a lot faster on their last drive and ISU would’ve had more time to go down and bang a 32 yard FG off the upright for the loss as time expired.
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    The neighbors never had chicken fried steak before, I bet they’re meeting right now to make you King of Indiana. Or, at least Cooker of Neighborhood.
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    "Did you say Trump watch? Well, I can put one of these on your wrist today for the beautiful price of $99,999.99. All the watch experts say it's one of the most beautiful prices they've ever seen."
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    Oh yeah, that's it, suck it good, I know you love it...mmmmm, just like that you dirty little minx....
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    Like it's even possible for anyone to just find a picture of a hot chick with large breasts when it's not Sears catalog Christmas season.
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    Cart Narcs

    gernblansten replied to Celery Man's topic in Lulz

    Not true. They burn in hell.
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    He knows how to get offenses to put points on the board, so maybe OU should bring him in to the open offensive coordinator position?
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    He was a Skattebo He said, "See you later, bo" Pokes weren't good enough for him Now he's a super star Running over left guard Gundy sees him in the end zone?

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