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gernblansten

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  1. "Well, look, I already told you. Trump is getting special treatment that no one else would ever get!! I know the legal systems!! I am good at seeing the systematic abuses that the Courts let Trump get away with!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!"
  2. Trump: Of course, a lot of very smart people are saying today is the eclipse.
  3. That video was made in a dark room with black construction paper, a hole punch, flashlight and cigarette.
  4. I'm just noticing the date Knight Specialty Insurance's Undertaking. I suspect if the appellate court affirms we'll hear about the "April Fool's Defense" about why it's not really owed.
  5. Dear gern, Let me help you out on this one. On a random Saturday you may be near the front of the line at 10:15. By 10:45 you may be the 50th person in line. All seats will be taken when the doors are opened. By 11:30 the wait will be well over an hour. It will likely be the best pizza you've tasted. Sincerely, gern
  6. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13267645/Horrifying-moment-American-tourist-dies-five-ton-bull-elephant-chases-safari-truck-half-mile-charges-straight-driver-suddenly-stops.html The driver must've missed the training day when they taught "Don't Stop If Chased By Really, Really, Large Wild Animal"
  7. Matching up the article with the video, he appears to be the owner. He was the one that caught the drink and elbow to the face from the hoody guy.
  8. Diddy statement coming soon: THROUGH HARD WORK, TALENT, AND LUCK I CURRENTLY HAVE MORE THAN A BILLION DOLLARS, A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF WHICH I INTENDED TO USE TO GET ELECTED TO THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME AND MUSICIANS HALL OF FAME. THE OFTEN CORRUPT POLICE AND RACIST D.A. ARE RIGGING A CASE AGAINST ME AND I DID NOTHING WRONG EXCEPT USE OTHERS TO SELL MUSIC! WHILE THIS PLOT IS CARRIED OUT AGAINST ME HOUSEWIVES ARE FLEEING BEVERLY HILLS! THIS IS A WITCH HUNT TO KEEP ME FROM BEING VOTED INTO THE HALL OF FAME, WHICH I ACTUALLY WON BEFORE BUT VOTES WERE STOLLEN TO KEEP ME OUT! ELECTION INTERFERENCE!
  9. Hey Deepak, look at this! These rickshaws are defective. Wait, they're not defective, he hates these rickshaws! Stay away from the rickshaws!
  10. You obviously did not pay attention, because...
  11. BK Response: Our employee suggested Plaintiff change his requested order multiple times. Plaintiff declined. While going around the counter our employee clearly stated, "Okay, Have It Your Way". Case dismissed.
  12. Last week I ordered sausage, egg, cheese on JCB on the app. Walked in and it was hot and ready on time. Got on the road and discovered they gave me a regular biscuit instead of JCB. Put in another sausage, egg, cheese on JCB order at a different store 20 minutes ago. They got it right. I made it into a double sausage, double egg, double cheese on JCB and tossed the regular biscuit for the birds. Sent complaint email from the app and got a free biscuit sandwich coupon.
  13. In addition to what's already been mentioned, Sick and Tired isn't breaking any new ground, but it always worked for me for some reason.
  14. "Dammnit Dixie Dawn, was it you or Ruger that left our dang mugshot camera set on 1972 again?"
  15. Under Richards v. State, the Court ruled the defendant's belief that their testimony is truthful will be an absolute defense to a perjury charge regardless of whether the testimony is actually false. 131 Ga. App. 362, (1974).
  16. Yeah. Can be added to Carl Sandburg's: “If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell”....or just blather about endlessly in a waste of everyone's time.
  17. This. And, no one was ever going to lose their law license over it. For that to even be suggested at this point just adds needless gasoline for the "NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES!!!" crowd's bonfire.
  18. McDonald’s is the most popular burger joint in the entire world, which is just as relevant as your statement considering the obvious differences that exist between NFL and CFB. Well, obvious to people that are able to tie their own shoes.
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