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19 minutes ago, Teryor said:
Fascinating one, obviously USC had been tied to Will Howard but if you're gonna run off Nelson I'd want to know I was getting a better QB
Possible that Riley convinced the Chargers to hire him?
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2 hours ago, hornian said:
If you made 9 mil a year, you could get a new wife.
Well, you don't only need 9 million dollars to get a new wife, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, just got his fourth wife.
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On 12/14/2023 at 10:20 AM, Incredulity said:
I'm going to choose to live in a world where this movie and BHC 3 don't exist.
On 12/14/2023 at 10:24 AM, atomheartbevo said:So, John Candy got an advanced screening and could not pretend BHC 3 didn't exist?
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20 hours ago, YGIFS said:
And then to complete the advent triumvirate, where's the latest Dr. Beeper who usually posts my real name every two years at the holidays?
I'm sure he'll be around Yousef Gilligan Icabod Franklin Seinfeld
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1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:
I would legit pay money to watch Donald Trump try to mount and ride a horse without any help.
Would you pay more to watch a horse try to mount and ride Donald Trump?
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UM couldn't have played more than 2 or 3 top 100 offenses this year, right? I'd like a UM win, but it feels like Saban can hold the run game in check with a month to get ready and I just don't belief in UM's passing game. Feels like an ugly, low scoring game that Bama wins by 10 unless turnovers/defensive or special teams score flips things toward UM.
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6 minutes ago, Viper said:
Moffitt was unemployed the last two years. They hired an old man off his couch
Sonofabitch. I was qualified for this job and didn’t even know it.
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9 minutes ago, futureman said:
check out dude’s shirt
You saying the Cowboys are....snake bit?
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Shockingly, looks like a lot of 7-5 and 8-4 years with 6-6 and 9-3 sprinkled in for the foreseeable future.
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21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:
I can't wait until coaching salaries are released. Klein has spent all his life in the midwest, you know he took this job becuase they offered him well over a million to be OC. Watch it be like 1.6 or 1.8.
Bob, I'm guessing 1.95
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Sips are focusing too much on C-Kle's coaching. He knows how to beat tu because he went 3-0 as a player. He excelled in the passing game right off the bat because he completed 100% of his passes his fish year. Bet you didn't know he didn't throw in incompletion until the fourth game of his sophomore year, and it was only one incompletion for that entire game. In 10 games as a sophomore he didn't throw an incompletion in 6 of them! That's the kind of passing game he's bring to C-Stat. Dude ran for 5 TDs against the shorthorns so he knows the running game. Passing. Running. Beating tu. That's what Coll-Kle does in Coll-Stat!!!
And if that doesn't sell you on him, it was written in the stars in 2012 baby! 12th man and Johnny Football approved!
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1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:
Well, they found what they were looking for.
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19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:Oh Leon, so do all the QBs and WRs in college football.
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51 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:
In a post apocalyptic world, Alex Jones is on my list.
Good lord, man. It's just the apocalypse. My list doesn't change at all: Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Alba, Sydney Sweeney, Alexandra Aaddario, and Salma Hayak. First off the bench is Jennifer Connelly if the apocalypse takes one of the others.
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5 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:
$10 says this turns out like that girl who carved a backwards B into her face. FH wanted to kill a Longhorn but didn’t want the heat
Or, the Longhorn got a little wild at the party and they then had to gut it and brand it to take suspicion away from an overdose.
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31 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:Key notes from Billy Liucci (Segment 2)
- Mike Elko had a sales pitch and plan for this place. I would bet a million dollars that he was the most impressive person they talked to because he was knowledgeable of this place and because of who he is.
Wait just a fucking minute here. They hired the most impressive person they talked to who would actually take the job? aggy is getting it figured out folks. Look out world, they're hiring the most impressive options now.
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49 minutes ago, Underdog said:
Waking up on your stomach with a pair of hands on your shoulder will cause that…. Or was that just me?
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On 11/19/2023 at 3:32 PM, Deej said:
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Anyone even bother to ask what that opossum did to Rudy's family?
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14 hours ago, BearSchlong said:
Plus, grandma’s eldest son just got released from maximum security federal prison in Florence Colorado. Maybe it’s his turn to see her for the holidays
At first I thought it was a sad country song, but then realized it's a just a good old fashioned feel good holiday song. My Ex-Wife Got Eaten by a Lion:
My ex-wife got eaten by some lions
Giving Thanks in Africa
You can there's no such thing as god
As for me, I'm a believe-a
Holidays are best in fall
We're all happy granny got that call
The oldest released by feds brought tears
It's now his turn to visit her this year
My ex-wife got eaten by some lions
Spending Thanksgiving in Africa
You can say there's no such thing as god
As for me, I'm a believe-a
My boy is doing great with the Army
In Chicago the daughter is killing it
We're all doing just fine now
Since the ex is lion shit
My ex-wife got eaten by a lion
Spending Thanks in Africa
You can say there's no such thing as karma
As for me, I believe
I'm just so glad the kids took after me
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When reading these I like to imagine the day when a Surly member happily reading along and laughing about this thread and then getting 3/4 way through one of the posts and realizing it sounds......awfully.....familiar...and wait, this is my jerkoff, uppity, smartass brother in law (or son in law) bitching about me on my favorite fucking website!
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1 hour ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:Can anyone explain “liquid explosives” to me? Can they somehow pump an explosive down into tunnels and destroy them from the inside? I guess turning an explosive into liquid doesn’t surprise me but the containment of that liquid and ability to “target it” intrigues me with how it’s done.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
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His initial recruitment was a long road, but the portal trip has been pretty smooth. Just need to avoid any potholes this week.