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  1. 2 hours ago, hornian said:

    If you made 9 mil a year, you could get a new wife. 

    Well, you don't only need 9 million dollars to get a new wife, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, just got his fourth wife. 
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  2. 20 hours ago, YGIFS said:

    And then to complete the advent triumvirate, where's the latest Dr. Beeper who usually posts my real name every two years at the holidays?  

    I'm sure he'll be around Yousef Gilligan Icabod Franklin Seinfeld

  3. UM couldn't have played more than 2 or 3 top 100 offenses this year, right? I'd like a UM win, but it feels like Saban can hold the run game in check with a month to get ready and I just don't belief in UM's passing game. Feels like an ugly, low scoring game that Bama wins by 10 unless turnovers/defensive or special teams score flips things toward UM.

  4. Sips are focusing too much on C-Kle's coaching. He knows how to beat tu because he went 3-0 as a player. He excelled in the passing game right off the bat because he completed 100% of his passes his fish year. Bet you didn't know he didn't throw in incompletion until the fourth game of his sophomore year, and it was only one incompletion for that entire game. In 10 games as a sophomore he didn't throw an incompletion in 6 of them! That's the kind of passing game he's bring to C-Stat.  Dude ran for 5 TDs against the shorthorns so he knows the running game. Passing. Running. Beating tu. That's what Coll-Kle does in Coll-Stat!!!

    And if that doesn't sell you on him, it was written in the stars in 2012 baby! 12th man and Johnny Football approved!

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  5. 31 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:
     
    Key notes from Billy Liucci (Segment 2)
    • Mike Elko had a sales pitch and plan for this place. I would bet a million dollars that he was the most impressive person they talked to because he was knowledgeable of this place and because of who he is. 

    Wait just a fucking minute here. They hired the most impressive person they talked to who would actually take the job? aggy is getting it figured out folks. Look out world, they're hiring the most impressive options now. 

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  6. 14 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

    Plus, grandma’s eldest son just got released from maximum security federal prison in Florence Colorado. Maybe it’s his turn to see her for the holidays

    At first I thought it was a sad country song, but then realized it's a just a good old fashioned feel good holiday song. My Ex-Wife Got Eaten by a Lion:

    My ex-wife got eaten by some lions

    Giving Thanks in Africa

    You can there's no such thing as god

    As for me, I'm a believe-a

    Holidays are best in fall

    We're all happy granny got that call

    The oldest released by feds brought tears

    It's now his turn to visit her this year

    My ex-wife got eaten by some lions

    Spending Thanksgiving in Africa

    You can say there's no such thing as god

    As for me, I'm a believe-a

    My boy is doing great with the Army

    In Chicago the daughter is killing it

    We're all doing just fine now

    Since the ex is lion shit

    My ex-wife got eaten by a lion

    Spending Thanks in Africa

    You can say there's no such thing as karma

    As for me, I believe

    I'm just so glad the kids took after me

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