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  1. "Too explain more, if a man has to slap his wife around a little bit because she's not listening, that's not a crime. Just like if I grab a woman by the pussy in public it's not a crime. They let you do that when you're famous. And a wife let's her husband put her in her place behind closed doors if he needs to because she understands she was asking for it. Now, a man and a man in the privacy of their home, maybe one is wearing a dress, and they touch each other, that's forbidden in the Constitution that God handed down to Jesus.....that was right after the Bill of Rights....you see it's Bill, not Betty....but not Bill Clinton....white men, alpha men, they're in charge....not woke little Democrat guys...a man, a strong man said to me Mr. President that criminal immigrant took my job and thank you for deporting him and getting me my job back. And, he....he....said it...and I've won....I did just the other day...I won the championship at my golf course. A lot of people say it was harder than the U.S. Open course....uh, Bryson....uh DeChambeau said Tiger, maybe Tiger Woods could've shot what shot, but maybe not. Michael Jordan, I've heard, he's a great golfer, people have told me he's on yachts a lot in beautiful, very beautiful oceans, and he's not in Chicago. And, people have said I'm the only one who can save Chicago and get Michael Jordan back there."
  2. Yep. He's averaged less than 3.5 ypc in 13 out of 27 (48%) career games. Running for less than 3.5 ypc in half your games is hard for a "good" running to do in CFB. His 3.87 ypc for his career is bolstered by his 11.3 ypc against Maine last year.
  3. So, we can expect an all caps post about how "PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS IS THE BEST KENNEDY CENTER SALES EVER WITH THE BEST SHOWS EVER AND I DON'T KNOW BUT THEY SAY IT'S BECAUSE OF TRUMP (ME)!!!!"
  4. Love a good sad song. It's like, I don't know, sad songs say so much.
  5. Gotdamn that looks good. My fear would be before the meeting ended I'd be in a bathroom that is way to close to the meeting room.....
  6. Nicole's real name is Theresa Hilaria Cockburn?
  7. "We're going to tariff those out of state companies that ship to the Great State of Texas and generate billions of dollars." - probably someone in the Gov. mansion
  8. Of course being able to actually play the position and have good teammates matters in success, but 6'5", 230 and 6'4" 220 with the ability to throw a football is a pretty good start.
  9. Had a threesome with a couple of bi chicks in college, but I need to try this lesbian trilogy thing.
  10. Reporter: So, what you're saying is you wish for his demise "privately."
  11. Joe Gibbs is the best head coach of all time, winning 3 Super Bowls with three different QBs. Followed by Seifert and Parcells doing it with two. Obviously, Brian Billick is one of the best ever because he won a Super Bowl without even needing a QB. All the rest are just guys made by their QBs, especially those bums Noll and Walsh. People try to give Belichick credit for Parcells Super Bowls because he crafted the defenses that shut down big time offenses, but he had LT, Carl Banks, etc, etc so 500 guys could've coached those defenses to Super Bowl wins. People point out Parcells playoff record is like 10-4 with Belichick and 1-4 without him, but that's just a coincidence. Here is the real list of great HCs that made it themselves without great players:
  12. “I keep seeing these memes where Indians are bragging about taking our tech jobs,” said Ely, 36. “So I said, ‘Oh yeah? Well I’m going to work with these guys that are going to arrest you, slam your face on the pavement and send you home.’” And then, Ely will have that coveted tech job for which he is assuredly qualified to perform.
  13. He’s arm isn’t even pinned. It’s outstretched with both hands on the ball. Klatt and Davis didn’t miss it because there’s nothing to miss. Whiny bitches with still shots of video after losses are always the best.
  14. That’s just a good defensive play. DBs on both teams had the classic “arm wrap” on the back multiple times without flags which is great. Not egregious enough to effect the play and prevents the game from being a 4.5 hour flag fest.
  15. It’s been highly entertaining watching Sark fluctuate between genius and incompetent on this board over the years.
  16. I was wrong, I did got drunk.
  17. Please state with specificity how Leach “treated Adam James” that “would be and was considered unacceptable by any measure.” Please further state how that treatment translates to a “for cause” firing. Don’t be afraid to dig into the actual sworn testimony instead of news reports and articles.
  18. He’ll win at least two more of his club’s championships after he’s dead.
  19. Not going to argue where they've done better, but if you're basing it winning the SEC East twice, Missouri won the Big 12 North twice. In 2007, they were #1 in the AP and BCS going into the Big 12 Championship game.
  20. GOP Voter 1: Remember when he ran out the back door because he couldn't answer any questions about how our lives haven't gotten better? GOP Voter 2: Yep. But that rich Democrat paid those people to be in the crowd and harass him and hijack his forum. GOP Voter 1: Oh. Wow. Didn't realize. Either way, he's still better than that liberal, woke, Democrat. GOP Voter 2: Yep. Not my favorite, but gets my vote because I don't want my daughter getting molested or murdered by an immigrant or man wearing a dress.
  21. No, just unalive. Like at the end of tomorrow's football games (much more important that the downfall of American democracy) I won't be drunk, just unsober.
  22. One of them said a hot dog in a bun is a sandwich and the other disagreed and it escalated from there.
  23. I’d guess much greater percentage of highly dysfunctional message board posters than coaches.
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