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    Sips are focusing too much on C-Kle's coaching. He knows how to beat tu because he went 3-0 as a player. He excelled in the passing game right off the bat because he completed 100% of his passes his fish year. Bet you didn't know he didn't throw in incompletion until the fourth game of his sophomore year, and it was only one incompletion for that entire game. In 10 games as a sophomore he didn't throw an incompletion in 6 of them! That's the kind of passing game he's bring to C-Stat. Dude ran for 5 TDs against the shorthorns so he knows the running game. Passing. Running. Beating tu. That's what Coll-Kle does in Coll-Stat!!! And if that doesn't sell you on him, it was written in the stars in 2012 baby! 12th man and Johnny Football approved!
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    Oh Leon, so do all the QBs and WRs in college football.
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    Good lord, man. It's just the apocalypse. My list doesn't change at all: Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Alba, Sydney Sweeney, Alexandra Aaddario, and Salma Hayak. First off the bench is Jennifer Connelly if the apocalypse takes one of the others.
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    Or, the Longhorn got a little wild at the party and they then had to gut it and brand it to take suspicion away from an overdose.
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    Wait just a fucking minute here. They hired the most impressive person they talked to who would actually take the job? aggy is getting it figured out folks. Look out world, they're hiring the most impressive options now.
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    Getting old sucks

    gernblansten replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

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    Anyone even bother to ask what that opossum did to Rudy's family?
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    At first I thought it was a sad country song, but then realized it's a just a good old fashioned feel good holiday song. My Ex-Wife Got Eaten by a Lion: My ex-wife got eaten by some lions Giving Thanks in Africa You can there's no such thing as god As for me, I'm a believe-a Holidays are best in fall We're all happy granny got that call The oldest released by feds brought tears It's now his turn to visit her this year My ex-wife got eaten by some lions Spending Thanksgiving in Africa You can say there's no such thing as god As for me, I'm a believe-a My boy is doing great with the Army In Chicago the daughter is killing it We're all doing just fine now Since the ex is lion shit My ex-wife got eaten by a lion Spending Thanks in Africa You can say there's no such thing as karma As for me, I believe I'm just so glad the kids took after me
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    When reading these I like to imagine the day when a Surly member happily reading along and laughing about this thread and then getting 3/4 way through one of the posts and realizing it sounds......awfully.....familiar...and wait, this is my jerkoff, uppity, smartass brother in law (or son in law) bitching about me on my favorite fucking website!
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    This post brings a tear to the eye.
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    All I know about MMA I learned from esteemed website sherdog.com. Mullin possibly went 3-0 from 11/11/06 to 4/7/07. Looks like his opponents have records of: 12-9, 1-11, and 1-11. https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Markwayne-Mullin-22106
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    Eye Watch Candi
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    Dan Campbell went from playing 11 years in the NFL directly to coaching in the NFL the last 14 years. Currently has the Detroit fucking Lions at 7-2 and leading the NFC North. They're 14-4 in their last 18 games. Why would he go coach at aggy now?
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    Dang Duan! Stop telling err'one our business!
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    "Defendants’ Motion to Continue Trial, currently set for the two-week period commencing on May 20, 2024, is DENIED WITHOUT PREJUDICE, to be considered at a scheduling conference on March 1, 2024, following the initial set of pre-trial and CIPA steps in this proceeding as outlined below." Reading between the lines it wouldn't be shocking at all that come March the trial gets kicked down the road a bit due to the unique and challenging issues of the case.
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    It’s because he doesn’t really exist. Have you seen their secondary? Coach BCA is just a Jimbo creation to steal another salary from aggy.
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    "In my defense, I tens of thousands of exhibits to show just how distracting it is to work here, leading to simple accounting errors. Ex. 1 of 37,185.."

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