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gernblansten

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  1. "Yes, a terribly disorganized mess." - Russian army
  2. Welcome to the thread, Coach Parcells.
  3. Thousands of thousands dead? I was under the impression it was nine lives lost.
  4. That's Ponyboy's cousin. They sent him off to Alaska after he stabbed a Soc in the last rumble.
  5. Guarantee that guy is captaining a cargo ship full of rubber dog poop out of Hong Kong.
  6. If the pilot asks if you've ever been in a Turkish Prison, you can probably give him one.
  7. Are you, by chance, Brian Austin Green?
  8. I'll just assume you didn't make the team.
  9. If she was going to double down, she should've gone with: "You're suspect! Yeah, you! I don't know what your reputation is in this town, but after the shit you tried to pull today you can bet I'll be looking into you. Now the business we have, heretofore, you can speak with my aforementioned attorney. Good day, gentlemen; and until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone."
  10. Something, something Harsin's harlot something, missed period
  11. Olympic update? I thought it was an analogy of sorts. Harsin and his harlot were foreigners playing around in the South and he put one in her her five hole which led to inserting his 6 in her 0.
  12. If you consider Albert G’s you should know the following sentence has been uttered by human beings: “you should go to Albert G’s for BBQ, their tabouli is the best!” Eerie Abbey Ales puts out good beer. Highly recommend Since you’ll be at Cain’s, Empire Slice House is right there and has a decent beer selection and good pizza by the slice.
  13. Thank you for highlighting the difference between subtle humor versus network sitcom writer.
  14. Say what you will about Antonio Cromartie, but he produced everywhere he went.
  15. That'd be like taking away their oasis, simply to prevent a supernova in the sky.
  16. Pretty sure there was a study released in 1996 which determined it had something to do with champagne.
  17. Piss on that. Send in Blue Thunder.
  18. I hate the whining about "fairness". There are 4 quarters to win the game. Win the game in regulation and don't leave it up to a coin toss. Or, if you lose the coin toss, maybe force a punt since defense is a pretty big part of the game.
  19. Enough is enough! I've had it with these mothafuckin' fake service dogs on these mothafuckin' planes!
  20. I feel good again when I reach into my pocket and find three twenties and a ten.
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