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gernblansten

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  1. Maybe would prefer Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, orExtreme Fajitas?
  2. Yeah, I didn't even know Kenny Chesney and Logan Paul were OU fans, but thy should watch their blasphemy.
  3. Hotel rooms in Stillwater seem to be hard to come by already, so if you intend to attend I recommend starting to work on finding a nice co-ed to date.
  4. Good read. Can't wait for the obituary to see how it all turns out.
  5. They’re very messy.
  6. As a non-crazy person, I've always been against book burning, but I'm dreaming of a way to burn book posts in this thread. Except for the dinosaur erotica, obviously.
  7. I'm guessing there's a huge group chat with big time college and pro coaches who just constantly post to each other: "I called the perfect play Saturday and instead of the players doing it like I drew it up where every defender was blocked and the back runs it untouched for a 97 yard TD, two fucking guys missed their block and we only gained one yard. WTF guys!!!!! The motherfucking Xs and Os on the Ipad clearly shows it'll be a TD and somehow the players on the other team didn't get blocked by all our guys!!!! And guess what? Every play I draw up shows how it will be a TD, and only 3 times out of 68 plays called during the game resulted in TDs!!!! COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!!!"
  8. Mike Johnson Speaker of the House H-232 U.S. Capital Washington, D.C. 20515 Dear Speaker: Attached is a letter that I received dated September 25, 2024. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters. Very Truly Yours, Volodymyr Zelenskyy cc Vladimir V. Putin/Donald J. Trump https://www.gq.com/story/cleveland-browns-letter-to-fan
  9. Casting call for Soprano's prequel.
  10. It really doesn't matter much who the QB or OC is when the OL cannot run block or pass protect and there's no difference making skill positions. You're basically hoping for defense or special teams scores to win games 21-17.
  11. Stand back and stand by.
  12. “Sometimes, my brain worm takes control of my pants worm.” - probably RFK, Jr
  13. "Look, it doesn't matter that this particular woman's cat was able to escape the Haitian animal sacrifice meal, there are many other beloved pets in Springfield, Ohio that can't walk around their own yard without fear of being dinner for the 21,000,000 Haitians that Harris has dropped on the community in the last couple years. God bless this cat's strong survival instincts. But you have to know, if elected, Harris will not only take your guns, but she'll take your pets and a case of curry sauce and give them to illegal immigrants who had transgender sex changes and that's just the beginning of the downfall of what is becoming a third world country." - probably Vance's position
  14. I was really hoping you were going to respond with: "Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter." - Satchel Paige
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