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gernblansten

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  1. Sounds like you've dealt with my ex-wife.
  2. I feel like that chicken was posted a hundred pages back and the same jokes were made and must've seeped into you gents subconscious. It reminds me of that time Ziggy was ripped off. Looks like Ziggy's back at the complaint department.. "The New Yorker is stealing my ideas."
  3. I've dealt with some helicopter experts and they all stated a variation of: Helicopters don't want to fly. They just stay in the air with a million parts working in opposition to each other and any disruption to this delicate balance and it will fall down to the earth immediately. Planes want to fly and they glide if something goes wrong. Helicopters don't do either.
  4. gernblansten

    REK

    I've met 3 Sleepie johns who claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl song
  5. Most dangerous thing to arrive in Minsk since Rochelle made the trip from Milan.
  6. Allegiant Air: It's not about your destination, it's about how many assholes you meet along the way when we leave you stranded.
  7. I've seen enough Dateline to know if Wulaw tries to help the only way the story ends is with Wulaw being a "person of interest" and possibly arrested for her murder.
  8. There's a little Dwight somewhere over there who dreams of growing up to be the Assistant to the Kurdistan Regional Government's Directorate General of Counter Terrorism.
  9. "Yes, a terribly disorganized mess." - Russian army
  10. Welcome to the thread, Coach Parcells.
  11. Thousands of thousands dead? I was under the impression it was nine lives lost.
  12. That's Ponyboy's cousin. They sent him off to Alaska after he stabbed a Soc in the last rumble.
  13. Guarantee that guy is captaining a cargo ship full of rubber dog poop out of Hong Kong.
  14. If the pilot asks if you've ever been in a Turkish Prison, you can probably give him one.
  15. Are you, by chance, Brian Austin Green?
  16. I'll just assume you didn't make the team.
  17. If she was going to double down, she should've gone with: "You're suspect! Yeah, you! I don't know what your reputation is in this town, but after the shit you tried to pull today you can bet I'll be looking into you. Now the business we have, heretofore, you can speak with my aforementioned attorney. Good day, gentlemen; and until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone."
  18. Something, something Harsin's harlot something, missed period
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