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    [intern] You remember those old Energizer batteries they sold with the little tester to check the battery level? That was my inspiration for the trainers' sleeves. I thought, it'd be nice to know how much energy the trainers have left as the game progresses. [intern]
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    Yeah, man just kinda... you know, those unis got these claws and they're staring at these claws and thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?They're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared, the bunny's scared of them, shivering. And they got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And they're looking at their claws and they're looking at the fangs. And they're thinking, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." They don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
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    Does he say "I told you not to do that" or does he just let that one go?
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    Every SEC game is a big game. It just means more. Unless the SEC team didn't want to be there.
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    "He was shot in the mouth, anyone who doesn't understand that was a clear message you don't testify against cops is an idiot! It's so obvious....wait, what's that, shot in the legs...well obviously that is the signal you DO NOT WALK into court to testify against cops!!!" I don't know where the guy was shot. I don't know who shot him, or why. But, the posts in this thread are reminiscent of the posts in the thread when the Kaufman County DA/ADA were shot dead and nitwits were posting how it was obviously the drug cartels.
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    Have we considered the possibility she killed a terrorist years ago and the terrorist's brother is back for revenge and made her go to that location and say those things or a bomb would go off at a school?
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    Strong avatar to post combination.
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    What, wasn't there some of the other kids, what'd we give 'em? What? Cars? Tractors? Gave a kid a TRACTOR? Another kid we gave a HOUSE. Didn't we give him a house? You know, BAGS OF CASH, I don't know what we gave these kids...You know, they asked for things, we gave it to 'em. I mean, you guys asked me to win, and I gave that to you! Right? And the Alumni are all jerking off over this win, which is the only time the Alumni ever jerk off, right? It's when we win. 'Cause this ain't about education! It ain't much about winning, and it sure as hell ain't much about basketball! It's about MONEY! JUST GODDAMNED MONEY! That's what it's about, Ed. And I bought into it. I bought into it big time. I'm a big part of the problem.
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    I'm left wondering, how as the tagliolini?
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    Yeah, exactly, because you know those sick kids and their parents chose their medical providers based on college football rivalries.
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    I think I heard Patrick Bateman saying the exact same thing to Paul Allen recently.
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    Byly Mumfiri is a simple desert boy. Some might say a cockeyed optimist, who got caught up in the dirty game of world diplomacy and International intrigue.
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    Dad: How was school buddy? 6yo: Sucked. Ricky told me Eddie Money died. Hit the juice box pretty hard all afternoon. The great ones are always taken too soon; I mean he was only 70. Hey, how old is gramps?
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    If he sits back in zone on 3 & 17 giving QB and WRs 8 seconds to break free and they pick up the first down everyone is yelling he should have blitzed to get the ball out quick before WRs can get 17 yards down field.
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    It's not shame, it's fear of sharting.
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    "We've traced the barking. It's coming from inside the house!"
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    Like 77-0?
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