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gernblansten

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  1. Really, Shelley, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this...
  2. He doesn't look a thing like Jesus. But he talks like a gentleman.
  3. I wish I knew whether this goes on the stadium or just a cup or shirt. Wait, maybe a fake trophy for Jimbo that can be presented before the Bama game.
  4. "What? Who's angry? I'm not angry?"
  5. So, how was the game?
  6. She wanted to hear you talk about other women because she wants to bring another woman into your bedroom.
  7. I wouldn't exactly say he's been playing it, Bob.
  8. That message board is useless for any real exchange of thoughts or analysis of anything. It's simply a collection of dim witted hillbilly rednecks posting inane thoughts. Aggy finally found a home.
  9. [Roy D] Well just how big a boy are ya? [ Mercer]
  10. I can't believe I haven't seen at least one aggy post what I thought I'd see: "Guys, we've been nipping at Bama's heels for years now. Jimbo is calling out Saban and putting him on notice we comin'. We played them better than anyone last year. #4 team in the country. We go head to head in recruiting against Bama. Saban thought he could hold us off until he retired, but he realized his reign is over. So, Saban went to the SEC power brokers and asked them to bring tu and ou to the SEC so our recruiting would suffer and set us back. This is signature Saban power move because our sleeping giant was about to wreck Bama."
  11. You should definitely bang that guy's sister and make her take a Plan B!
  12. His father, Jim Franklin, commented: "His given name was Danny Franklin, but his mother and I spent so much time saying 'fuck ya doing?' we legally changed his name."
  13. That's the most hits delivered by the Cubs in a couple weeks.
  14. "Look Ponch, right there's the guy who stole your haircut."
  15. They didn't publish Orgeron's full response. "Don't be mad because everybody's girlfriend sleeps with other people. I mean, listen, not everybody’s the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever. I think that people need a second chance, and I’ve always looked up to Derrick Todd Lee, and I always will.”
  16. They've come a long way from Jimbo promising top 2 recruiting finishes.
  17. Ya gottdamn right cause I ain't never seent no lion make no dadgum fist.
  18. His defense attorney needs to argue immunity under the Doctrine of Standard Grade School Rules.
  19. Have we considered she was just waiting for an opportunity to shoot her child? Maybe the last Twinkie disappeared and she was trying to get a confession.
  20. The dumbass father's mother? Or, the shot kid's mother? "uh, hey woman, the boy is out in the car says he's sick or something! I gotta run down the street and I'll be back later!"
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