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    One mom, two cupps
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    "Rejoice comrades. To protect Mother Russia, work on a new nuclear weapon has proceeded. Five to seven have died at the hand of the weapon, proving it works successfully." - Russian State Television
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    "With Achane about to commit and Ngata and Smith on commit watch it makes sense Jimbo told Evans we're full and to look elsewhere." /aggy
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    "Hey hubby, this stupid cooler you bought doesn't even work!"
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    Look Jimbo, everybody knows that you're heightening. It's all over the locker room.
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    Eh, just one in a million, no big deal.
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    Dear Diary, the dance was a total disaster. I cried myself to sleep again last night. Mom forced me to wear the back brace and all the school chanted "Aluminum Monster!".
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    I'd say the only thing left for him to do is legally adopt her kids so he can be financially responsible for them after the divorce.
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    Mulva...Gipple? Loleola? Oh! Oh! Delores!
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    Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me. I was buying picture hooks at my local hardware store when....
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    Dude is pouring Ipecac down is kid's throat.
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    That's going to lead to a boycott.
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    I mean, when you put it that way it sounds like aggy be a paranoid cult of idiots. So...
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    Whatever you do, avoid aspirin.
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    He does all that work and then he still has to bend over?
  17. gernblansten
    You talking football or furniture?
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    Before I opened this thread, I felt pretty good about tightening the bathroom door knob with the old screwdriver.
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    Hey, I'll tell you what. Fisher can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking his head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? No, what I mean is, Fisher can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking his head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be his bull.
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    Did Saban just say Kirby and Pruitt learned how to buy players at Bama and now do it just like that at UGA and UT?
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    It's way to cheap and easy for people to eat crap food.
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    (raises hand)
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    Hope Solo got a razor?
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    Pics of farmer's daughter?
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    Jimbo Fisher justified sharing his wife with 3 guys by saying "If I don't share the wife, sexually, younger and stronger men, all the way down to 18 year old men, won't be able to satisfy her." Seriously. That did not happen.#NotSEC #NotSECMediaDays

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