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gernblansten

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  1. She that one dancer down at The Landing Strip?
  2. Pretty sure that kid's dad picked him up at military school to take him home to see his dying mom. But first, they're going to stop in Vegas so dad can compete in an arm rasslin tournament; and he's teaching the kid to drive the big rig as a way to connect and break the hold his sorry ass rich granddad has over him.
  3. We should absolutely revive the "are burgers and hot dogs sandwiches" discussion. I'll start. I don't care what the dictionary says, no one in history has ever gotten off the sofa and said "I'm going to make a sandwich" and come back with a cheeseburger.
  4. No, not that mother-scratcher.
  5. First and foremost, Cletus and Jr. should never have confronted or "tried to talk to" the black guy. Call the police if you want, follow at a distance if you must while talking to the dispatcher about location, but in no scenario try to "talk" to the guy with your guns. Trying to fit Cletus and Jr.'s actions from the article, into the statute posted, isn't easy. As far as I can tell, Cletus/Jr were not present for any crime committed. Is he a "burglary suspect" because Cletus saw video from three weeks ago of this guy burglarizing a home? Or, did neighbors tell Cletus "hey some black guy robbed a house last week"? Even if this guy burgled a house immediately preceding the confrontation, as stated in Barnhill's letter, how do Cletus/Jr have that knowledge if the article correctly quotes Cletus as saying "Mr. Arbery looked like the suspect in a string of break-ins"? If he burglarized a home immediately preceding the chase and confrontation, he didn't take anything or damage anything or the information would be out. I'm pretty sure burglary doesn't require taking anything, but if the burglary that immediately preceded this consists of this guy walking through a home construction site without taking anything or intentionally damaging the construction, that's.....really something. Either way, Cletus/Jr didn't know about the burglary when they armed themselves and gave chase.
  6. Is this the one where the IRS thaws out Wesley Snipes to try and collect unpaid taxes?
  7. Excuse me? Mind if I cut in?
  8. I'm never out of Black label Valentina. Tapatio, Valentina, Crystal, and Louisiana are all good. Cholula if all that's available. Tabasco for pizza, eggs, and New England clam chowder.
  9. Gotta be a relative of Mitch's wife.
  10. That's a tricky statement, 'cause Buick didn't make a Park Avenue in '55, the Park Avenue didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center, and that's dead on balls accurate.
  11. Me: Today, I will be having sex with either Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Alba, or my wife. Kate: Uh, what? Nope. Jessica: That's not happening. Me: I have decided not to have sex today.
  12. [jimbo] No, Leon, you'll still be a safety. It's just, you'll line up 3-5 yards from the line of scrimmage, behind the DL and in front of a couple of..........deeper safeties. [jimbo]
  13. What have I done to you, what have I done to you Jason to make you write this one.
  14. Licking. Sucking. Dicking. Nice. You should take some drugs, too.
  15. A wise decision because this is no time to die.
  16. Maybe he thinks all he has to do is post it on twitter.
  17. I bet Leon wants the coaches to talk him out of it, and I bet they wanted to hit his twitter with:
  18. He didn't say which country? Maybe he's just out in the middle of nowhere?
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