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gernblansten

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  1. He does all that work and then he still has to bend over?
  2. Before I opened this thread, I felt pretty good about tightening the bathroom door knob with the old screwdriver.
  3. Hey, I'll tell you what. Fisher can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking his head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? No, what I mean is, Fisher can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking his head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be his bull.
  4. Did Saban just say Kirby and Pruitt learned how to buy players at Bama and now do it just like that at UGA and UT?
  5. It's way to cheap and easy for people to eat crap food.
  6. Jimbo Fisher justified sharing his wife with 3 guys by saying "If I don't share the wife, sexually, younger and stronger men, all the way down to 18 year old men, won't be able to satisfy her." Seriously. That did not happen.#NotSEC #NotSECMediaDays
  7. The world is full of assholes and idiots.
  8. Oh boy. This one is right over the plate.
  9. Jerry Foxhoven seems like the perfect guy to get down to Texas and address the toll road situation.
  10. Tell that to the juice and cookie peddlers at Red Cross.
  11. Well, if you do get out that way, hook up with Gozer the Traveler at the corner of Noelind and Winooze. He'll be in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, he appeared as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, he was a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! Be sure and tell him your from the internet and you'll be good.
  12. I'm sure Tupac will send the guy an autographed shirt once news of this reaches him in Malaysia.
  13. You should drop a: "Since we're out, let's stop and pick up some liquor after we finish with the swimming stuff."
  14. You've obviously never been to the Boaconic Vallume Ploosnar region of the Tomash Bumola area.
  15. Thank you for your service. Good luck to you.
  16. Something, something sandy vagina something.
  17. Thank you for your service. Maybe check to see if the VA has Zoloft or weed or something.
  18. Tupac Tuesdays is clearly better than Tupac Fridays. I bet that's why they forced him out.
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