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gernblansten

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  1. I'm never out of Black label Valentina. Tapatio, Valentina, Crystal, and Louisiana are all good. Cholula if all that's available. Tabasco for pizza, eggs, and New England clam chowder.
  2. Gotta be a relative of Mitch's wife.
  3. That's a tricky statement, 'cause Buick didn't make a Park Avenue in '55, the Park Avenue didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center, and that's dead on balls accurate.
  4. Me: Today, I will be having sex with either Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Alba, or my wife. Kate: Uh, what? Nope. Jessica: That's not happening. Me: I have decided not to have sex today.
  5. [jimbo] No, Leon, you'll still be a safety. It's just, you'll line up 3-5 yards from the line of scrimmage, behind the DL and in front of a couple of..........deeper safeties. [jimbo]
  6. What have I done to you, what have I done to you Jason to make you write this one.
  7. Licking. Sucking. Dicking. Nice. You should take some drugs, too.
  8. A wise decision because this is no time to die.
  9. Maybe he thinks all he has to do is post it on twitter.
  10. I bet Leon wants the coaches to talk him out of it, and I bet they wanted to hit his twitter with:
  11. He didn't say which country? Maybe he's just out in the middle of nowhere?
  12. "So, you heard a loud pop and he was smoked?
  13. "Leon can't even cover a single TE on our roster. We have to find a way to give him some confidence. Any ideas?"
  14. I once moved in with a girl I was dating because I needed a place to live. I wish I would've known I could just join a cult.
  15. I would understand your reluctance, but I think it'd be helpful to know what the girlfriend told you that has you feeling the way you feel.
  16. He's too, uh, busy, to post right now.
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