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gernblansten

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  1. He's too, uh, busy, to post right now.
  2. Does this story continue in the Getting Laid 2020 thread?
  3. Just imagine if someone pointed out how many people have tripped and fallen at Notre Dame Cathedral over the years. Sure, the Cathedral would claim those people made decisions to put themselves in a situation and readily wanted to walk around, but that joint was old and wrought with hidden dangers.
  4. I suppose he could be thinking like an NFL QB and considering the score, the time remaining, should you go for two, etc etc, you know, kinda like that old guy standing next to him who didn't immediately explode in celebration.
  5. This isn't the first time a worn out cooch has ruined things, but it is the worst time.
  6. Is Al Cowlings on the scene yet?
  7. "Fatheree" sounds like an Asian addressing a priest.
  8. Jerry, in his mind: "I think that ginger ale at the concession stand is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? Ah! Can't, dammit." Jason, coming in Jerry's office: "Hey, Boss." Jerry: "What? J-Jason, what are you doin' here? I ended your employment, twice." Jason: "Jerry, you didn't mean that. That was just a fight." Jerry: "Why does it only seem like I'm the only one working at this firing?!?" Jason: "Jerry, I listened to your arguments, and they were rambling and flimsy. I'm not convinced. Come on, get dressed and let's go over the draft." Jerry: "All right."
  9. All Japanese auto executives are keenly aware of the Oishi Kazuhiro ribbons of shame incident and are always prepared to flee the country to avoid said treatment.
  10. He just needed more cow bell.
  11. It's like he's dreamin' about Gorgonzola when it's clearly Bre time, baby.
  12. Any idea what the statute of limitations on wrongful death is in Florida? Seems like that shooting was quite a few years ago.
  13. Tathan, Tafi, and Kiki. I'm shocked these folks have issues.
  14. Because her and her friend taking the picture want people to think it's real?
  15. Not everyone is gonna recognize Chris Gaines.
  16. Dude could not keep a secret.
  17. [intern] You remember those old Energizer batteries they sold with the little tester to check the battery level? That was my inspiration for the trainers' sleeves. I thought, it'd be nice to know how much energy the trainers have left as the game progresses. [intern]
  18. Yeah, man just kinda... you know, those unis got these claws and they're staring at these claws and thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?They're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared, the bunny's scared of them, shivering. And they got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And they're looking at their claws and they're looking at the fangs. And they're thinking, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." They don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
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