Everything posted by gernblansten
-
2024 Solar Eclipse - never too early to get ready
That video was made in a dark room with black construction paper, a hole punch, flashlight and cigarette.
-
Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
I'm just noticing the date Knight Specialty Insurance's Undertaking. I suspect if the appellate court affirms we'll hear about the "April Fool's Defense" about why it's not really owed.
-
Phoenix, AZ
Dear gern, Let me help you out on this one. On a random Saturday you may be near the front of the line at 10:15. By 10:45 you may be the 50th person in line. All seats will be taken when the doors are opened. By 11:30 the wait will be well over an hour. It will likely be the best pizza you've tasted. Sincerely, gern
-
Drastic increase in student absences
- 22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13267645/Horrifying-moment-American-tourist-dies-five-ton-bull-elephant-chases-safari-truck-half-mile-charges-straight-driver-suddenly-stops.html The driver must've missed the training day when they taught "Don't Stop If Chased By Really, Really, Large Wild Animal"- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
I don’t believe that to be the case. I believe the “court staff” is the court’s staff. Judges aren’t typically “staff”.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/24514876-ny-v-trump-merchan-gag-order-20240326 It doesn't look like he violated it.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
I always get pissed when those 12 lawyers sitting in the jury box don't hold people accountable.- Vince got knocked the F out
Matching up the article with the video, he appears to be the owner. He was the one that caught the drink and elbow to the face from the hoody guy.- Homeland Security agents raid LA-area home associated with Diddy's film company
Diddy statement coming soon: THROUGH HARD WORK, TALENT, AND LUCK I CURRENTLY HAVE MORE THAN A BILLION DOLLARS, A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF WHICH I INTENDED TO USE TO GET ELECTED TO THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME AND MUSICIANS HALL OF FAME. THE OFTEN CORRUPT POLICE AND RACIST D.A. ARE RIGGING A CASE AGAINST ME AND I DID NOTHING WRONG EXCEPT USE OTHERS TO SELL MUSIC! WHILE THIS PLOT IS CARRIED OUT AGAINST ME HOUSEWIVES ARE FLEEING BEVERLY HILLS! THIS IS A WITCH HUNT TO KEEP ME FROM BEING VOTED INTO THE HALL OF FAME, WHICH I ACTUALLY WON BEFORE BUT VOTES WERE STOLLEN TO KEEP ME OUT! ELECTION INTERFERENCE!- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Hey Deepak, look at this! These rickshaws are defective. Wait, they're not defective, he hates these rickshaws! Stay away from the rickshaws!- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
What is number (4) that was granted in the Motion to Stay?- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
“Mondays can be hard. But, you just have to decide to seize the day. Seize the opportunity. Seize the golf course.” - Letitia James, probably- The movie you just watched
You obviously did not pay attention, because...- This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
BK Response: Our employee suggested Plaintiff change his requested order multiple times. Plaintiff declined. While going around the counter our employee clearly stated, "Okay, Have It Your Way". Case dismissed.- Helping your wife through The Change
- What do you order at Whataburger?
Last week I ordered sausage, egg, cheese on JCB on the app. Walked in and it was hot and ready on time. Got on the road and discovered they gave me a regular biscuit instead of JCB. Put in another sausage, egg, cheese on JCB order at a different store 20 minutes ago. They got it right. I made it into a double sausage, double egg, double cheese on JCB and tossed the regular biscuit for the birds. Sent complaint email from the app and got a free biscuit sandwich coupon.- Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson, Chris Stapleton, and Other Good Stuff
In addition to what's already been mentioned, Sick and Tired isn't breaking any new ground, but it always worked for me for some reason.- Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
"Dammnit Dixie Dawn, was it you or Ruger that left our dang mugshot camera set on 1972 again?"- Can we talk about the public flogging of Fani Willis…
Under Richards v. State, the Court ruled the defendant's belief that their testimony is truthful will be an absolute defense to a perjury charge regardless of whether the testimony is actually false. 131 Ga. App. 362, (1974).- Can we talk about the public flogging of Fani Willis…
Yeah. Can be added to Carl Sandburg's: “If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell”....or just blather about endlessly in a waste of everyone's time.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
This. And, no one was ever going to lose their law license over it. For that to even be suggested at this point just adds needless gasoline for the "NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES!!!" crowd's bonfire.- CFP expansion discussion
McDonald’s is the most popular burger joint in the entire world, which is just as relevant as your statement considering the obvious differences that exist between NFL and CFB. Well, obvious to people that are able to tie their own shoes.- CFP expansion discussion
Pretty decent of the same four, and why does anyone want to watch UM v. 5 loss Boise and UW v. a Miami (OH) team that lost to craptastic Miami (FL) 38-3? All that's asking for is an injury to a key player for UM or UW that derails their playoff chances. Not to mention, why anyone has to watch UGA v. Ole Miss again after UGA beat them 52-17. And, congrats tOSU for beating PSU in that 20-12 snooze fest, now go do that again. That punishes tOSU and America's football viewing community.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
It kind of reminds me of this, if he would've passed an Ocean Spray building and it exploded. - 22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Football ...
Basketball ...
Baseball ...
Other Sports ...
Futbol ...
🤫995🤫 ...
Gambling ...
Movies & TV ...
Music ...
Hobbies ...
Lulz ...
Food & Travel
...
Daily Texan ...
Business & Markets ...
Cloak Room ...
Help ...
For Sale ...
Board Discussion ...
Advertise...
Tailgate Donations
Back to top