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gernblansten

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  1. I feel like you’ve made quite a few posts about how you pay for hookers. Are you suggesting the 25% you reference should do that when you say “getting sex is easy”?
  2. Crease: What are you saying? The NSA killed Kennedy? Mother: No, they shot him, but they didn't kill him. He's still alive. Crease: That's it. I've had it. I don't want to talk to you anymore. Mother: Okay, fine. It was the same people who framed Pete Rose.
  3. This made me have to go look at playoff coaching records. I knew Marty Schottenheimer had a tough time in the playoffs, but 5-13 is worse than I'd have thought. Campbell is .500, just like Ditka, Gruden, Carroll, and a host of others. The .500 coaches are bookended by Shula at .528 and Dungy at 4.74. Mora was 0-6. Beaten only by Marvin Lewis' at 0-7.
  4. 69 appearing in the married thread is probably a first.
  5. I've heard there is another corner of the internet, maybe you could go there for a little while.
  6. I needed to buy a car next August, so I went ahead and bought it last month because of this possibility.
  7. I don't understand calling out an idiotic poster to come back and post more, only to neg him and try to make him leave. Why the fuck would you @ the moron to invite him back to spew ignorance? "Hey guy, you're a moron, please come into my living room. Also, hey, you're a moron so please get the fuck out." What is the point?
  8. “I’m sorry, did you say ‘because Donald is a predator?’”
  9. So, where were you going to eat again? I’d like to check the menu.
  10. Lyin’ Ted, Little Marco, Sleepy Joe, Pocahontas, Sloppy Steve, Ron DeSanctimonious, etc etc etc….um yeah, we teach children to stop name calling at a pretty early age. Most get it well before 78.
  11. Less censorship after electing the guy who says networks should have their licenses revoked, be fined, or prosecuted for saying things he doesn’t like? Gotdamn people are so stupid.
  12. They ain’t all been dry. - Jerry Jones, slurred
  13. Is that Ronald’s son?
  14. I’m thinking a Golden Guys sitcom. Roseanne Barr can make cameos as their landlord.
  15. If you're saying the Big 10 is a revenue leader because they play exciting football, I think that's an.....interesting opinion.
  16. Lewinsky told Vanity Fair in a 2018 interview that while her affair with the President was not sexual assault, it “constituted a gross abuse of power”. https://www.elle.com.au/culture/news/bill-clinton-monica-lewinsky-true-story-25869/
  17. More free McRib coupons than this board could use in the life span of tree golden retrievers.
  18. Based on what I've seen on the internet, when you turned 18 your friend's mom reminded you of that movie incident and showed you what it meant in multiple different ways.
  19. Urban Dictionary: The act of obsessing over a particular person or product at shamefully high levels. Deprived from the oh so popular song Stan by Eminem. In which a fan, named Stan, is obsessed with Eminem at a dangerously high level. An example: "Imagine staning for racist pedophile piece of shit." Or, just insert any "public figure I don't like".
  20. It has lessened of late, but the still used: "Tell me you don't _________ without telling me you don't __________" What seems to be popping up now like it's 20 years ago: "Imagine staning for _______________" Incredibly over used: "(any combination for 2-3 words) would be a great band name" Over/under 5 posts before "You know, 'Incredibly Over Used' would be a great band name" post
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