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gernblansten

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  1. The neighbors never had chicken fried steak before, I bet they’re meeting right now to make you King of Indiana. Or, at least Cooker of Neighborhood.
  2. "Did you say Trump watch? Well, I can put one of these on your wrist today for the beautiful price of $99,999.99. All the watch experts say it's one of the most beautiful prices they've ever seen."
  3. Oh yeah, that's it, suck it good, I know you love it...mmmmm, just like that you dirty little minx....
  4. Not true. They burn in hell.
  5. He knows how to get offenses to put points on the board, so maybe OU should bring him in to the open offensive coordinator position?
  6. He was a Skattebo He said, "See you later, bo" Pokes weren't good enough for him Now he's a super star Running over left guard Gundy sees him in the end zone?
  7. For some reason I always found this movie Miracles to be quite funny. Only 5.2 on IMBD so if I saw it now maybe I'd wonder wtf was wrong with younger me, or it'd just solidify I was a big fan of Teri.
  8. OU and OSU both miss bowls they should schedule a Bedlam game Tulsa's stadium. The Golden Hurricane won't be using it to prepare for any bowl.
  9. Reporter: Mr. Neighbor, it’s our understanding you heard two or three screams from a woman, grabbed your flashlight, and went to the woods. Were you looking for the victim and why not call 911? Neighbor: My statement was completely misunderstood. I was sitting around and heard a woman scream a few times. I imagined them as the good kind of womanly screams, so I grabbed my flesh light to put on my wood, not a flashlight to go into the woods. As far as 911, 69 was the only number on my mind at that point. Speaking of numbers, let me get your cell?
  10. That’s some real insider information that when Bedenbaugh was Co-OC 2017-2021 that it was actually Lincoln Riley calling the plays and not BB.
  11. Trump ruined it for all those folks who like to order an Arnold Palmer
  12. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you will see video of an incident that resulted in the death for which the prosecution will ask you to lock my client away for life. The video will not look good for my client. You'll see a smoker. You'll see my client. You'll see the decedent. You'll see a violent act. What you won't see, and I don't like to speak ill of the dead, but you won't see in the video what was in the smoker, but in the defense of my client I'll show you right now what the decedent had done to a poor helpless brisket!
  13. The things Lindsey Graham is going to do that...I bet he already named his Humpy Pout.
  14. I had nightmares about that picture after seeing it yesterday. Woke up screaming at 3:00 a.m. when an unlicensed dermatologist in an abandoned mental hospital used a steak knife to make an incision on a poor person without health insurance's chest and a huge cyst exploded out. I tried to ease my mind by convincing myself if you rotate the plate a bit to the right it's really just a happy face with two eyes and a mouth that just blew a record setting chewing gum bubble that popped. But then I noticed the happy face must not have set the record and wasn't happy at all because it's obvious the failure resulted an angry dad's left hook that turned the right eye black. I'm going to have to get chicken fried steak for lunch to make the world right.
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