Wally Fairway

@crash_davis wins the award for who will be the first poster to throw a jinx on someone at the masters

Give the cripple a break & remember his opening 9 has typically been not great, he is a back 9 guy at The Masters

If the weather forecast is right, they will be lucky to finish on Sunday - but the weather on Monday looks great, maybe I can sneak in then

you keep making broad statements calling people out, yet I can't figure out who it is you are yelling at?

and Aggy is stupiderer than those in the dumb half

It is like you have never heard him orate, he has everyone to blame but Trump

How are your plans coming along?

Nothing will kill a stocks momentum to rise above $1.00 faster than the company selling 14 million shares at $0.70 (with warrants to sell another 14 million at $0.80) this is how the stonk game is played/manipulated - so much for this one having traction for a while but I will continue to hold because I'm an optimist/chump https://americanbatterytechnology.com/press-release/american-battery-technology-company-announces-10-million-registered-direct-offering/

Here are my guesses - subject to changes before Jack, Gary & Tom tee off on Thursday morning Scottie, Jordan, Cam Smith, Morikawa, Xander, Viktor, Will Z, Tom Kim

I don't know - I'd kinda like to see Phil make the cut, on the number, then hit balls into the water on 11,12,13,15, and 16. I would love to see the interview after he shot a nice little 85 on Saturday, and then gets his ass kicked by Jeff Knox on Sunday

Anyone want to join a Masters fantasy pick'em? Just pick 8 guesses - 1 must be a past champion, 1 must be someone from LIV, 1 must be someone who has never won a major the other 5 can be whoever you like (hell pick Sandy Lyle if you like) Scoring is as follows: pick the winner is 75points 2nd place is 70 3rd place is 68 4th place is 66 then - 2 points for each place below 4th (so 10th is 54, 15 is 44....25 is 24 points) no negative points below 37th for ties all players tied get the points for the position they tied (not averaging all the positions) 5 bonus points for low round each day, 5 bonus points for no bogies in each round, 1 bonus point for each eagle a player gets - 5 points for each player you pick who misses the cut Tie breaker pick the winning score either as score 288 or to par -8 (which is 280) if there is a playoff the winning score is the 72 hole score (will not include the playoff) so last year if you picked Scottie, Rory, Cam Smith, JT, Jordan, Finau, Tiger and Brooks then you would have scored 265 - 75.70, 68, 58, -5 , 4 and -5 ( I am not looking back for bonus points) the prize for winning is that all the players have to + rep your winning pick post (and in the spirit of Surly lowest points should get neg'd) I will post my picks sometime tomorrow or wednesday & try to put together a spreadsheet with guesses

exactly what checks and balances do we have now? asking for a friend, who happens to be blek

And Phil have to explain to a Saudi wet-work interrogation team why he now sucks at golf

I don't know what happend to BRK.B, it is almost like Warren & Co started investing in stonks instead of well run companies.

{Mark Cuban taking notes gif inserted here - but I didn't because I'm too lazy}

FitLump (she/her/it) or non poster Kevin Morgan (dick/cunt/cocksucker)

So does anyone else think that Cam Young is playing well? Only made a 3 on every hole on the front nine (Dude can't even birdie a par 3) Nice little 27 to start the day

I will say that this is a week that I really miss some of the guys playing on the LIV; I mean there really isn't anyone that I am rooting against in this event

what ever happened to Crazy Chick/Preacher Boy? asking for a friend, and a bunch of SSSQ posters (maybe @d2o might know, we were both on a Detroit sports board with Preachy Boy) I can't remember his name - or I'd see if he was still preaching up here in my part of the world

selling uncovered is certifiably crazy - I am selling against the box, so worst case I will net $410/share including the call (plus the interest on holding the premium for 90+ days)

Fuck all y'all

User name checks out I think what you are talking about are called tokens; they have been replaced cards and virtual cards. You should really just think like it's the 2020's and make your own crypto.

None taken I've sold calls in the past, it is a good way to generate income. I've held off for a while, but I think there are bigger problems in banking) the economy that still need to be fixed. Hope I'm wrong, but I don't want to sit on the side and watch the correction. I will layer more calls in every week or two, depending on momentum. I've quit trying to guess when the winds of change will occur; and have decided to ride the prevailing current/wind. But you do you... Boomer out