touchthemonolith

Damn, imagine Texas going 11-1, with Wisner rushing for damn near 200 yards, and yet still being salty that we aren't winning with the type of QB play that you'd prefer.

We've been around for 131 years, and I've heard that in all that time, we've never been to an SEC championship until now. Huge if true.

I've been on every OU forum I can think of for the past 24 hours with no fewer than 10 socks. They're down.

Hot take: 15 more minutes of reps against ULM probably make a significant difference in whether Quinn's ready for next week.

C'mon Hudson at least try to show us what we're missing

ULM Offense - 3 Texas Defense/ST - 14 I'll take it

All the pussies got real quiet suddenly

Let's dunk on these clowns man I wanna see Jonathan Brooks and Card getting REPS in the 4th

It's a good thing Quinn won't have to face any top tier defenses in the next few weeks.

Every post on surly is worse than the one that came before it.

Yeeeeeeeeah Ketchum saying he "never runs" is the only accurate thing he reported this week.

Ketch deserves every bit of mockery headed his way for shitting the bed this thoroughly. That said, I can't bring myself to think he just straight up invented a source and spouted bullshit. I think most people thought it'd probably be Quinn (for good reason); that's why the story blew up in the first place. If you're gonna straight up lie about knowing the outcome of a QB battle, why stake your service's reputation (lol) on the underdog winning? Why not have your fake source just say "Sark is strongly leaning Quinn and it's a matter of time. The talent and upside are too much." There's probably a kernel of truth tucked away somewhere in what he reported. But that kernel probably came from someone with no idea what they were talking about--which he then incompetently investigated and irresponsibly published because, and this is key, he's a shit reporter.

The notion that Sark deliberately played Ketch/OB on this is really silly to me. Sark knows Hudson. He's worked with him week in and week out for two years now. He knows his family members on a first name basis. He's seen him work his ass off for months, waiting to get word about Sark's decision. Sark knows what this decision meant to a kid that means a lot to him. If Sark actually decided to leak to the press that Hudson was going to get the job (knowing he intended to do the opposite) just to fucking destroy the kid the next day, then he's an absolute fucking sociopath. And to what end? To find a leak? To embarrass a reporter? Ketch wasn't the victims of some intricate, cloak and dagger scheme by Sark to deceive him--Ketch is just shit at his job.

If he didn't want to be flipped then he wouldn't go around dressed like this:

So what I'm hearing is "yes".