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    Am I the only one here who thinks Mike Leach is a bit of a piece of shit? For every incredible, off-the-wall quote he drops in an interview, there's a few of him deflecting blame for his shortcomings and throwing his own players under buses. We love him so much when he's CFB's weird uncle talking about pirates, sasquatch, and aliens, so he gets off easy for being a terrible human being the other 90% of the time.
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    God, I hate this sport. Can anyone just play a fucking enjoyable, normal game of football anymore?
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    Your man scored six TDs, including the last second game tying TD and the OT game winner. That dude deserves to show up to his first Zoom class on Monday like:
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    You bring up a legitimate point. My wife is trash; fuck aggy.
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    A lot of really good teams, including our 2005 team, struggled at times against inferior opponents. In fact, pretty much every championship team has a game or two like this. And a win is a win is a win, especially on the road against an in-state 'rival.' Five years ago this team was mentally and emotionally incapable of battling back through adversity like this. But if anyone came away from that performance without very real concerns about this team, then we must've been watching two different games.
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    Seeing a lot of hate about Herb Hand's inability to coach up an offensive line. But to be fair, he's also shit at recruiting too.
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    When aggy loses, my chances of getting laid pretty much drop to zero. Jimbo's got this team looking I'll be touching myself a lot over the next few months anyway.
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    My wife is an aggy (yeah I know) so I kinda hope TAMU does okay in this one to make up for the fact that she had to listen to me screaming, yelling, and crying from 2:30 to 7:00 today.
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    WE WANT HBU
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    Sam's college career deserved better than Tom Herman.
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    Maybe we'll have more luck when Ewers gets here. Fuck it.
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    Maybe we'll have more luck when Ewers gets here. Fuck it.
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    Why do we turn to dogshit every drive where we're up 10?
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    Jamison can't muff the punt if it gets blocked.
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    This is the worst special teams performance I think I've ever seen, and I watched Oklahoma State block four extra points.
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    We should try just scoring TDs and just getting three-and-outs. I'm no coach, but I think that would work.
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    THAT'S MY QB
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    Wtf Kerstetter?
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    Our defense sucks again.
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    GIMME THAT BALL, PUNK
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    First conference road game. Jittery defense got punched in the mouth. It happens. Not time to hit the panic button just yet.
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    Maybe we can force a third down at some point?
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    What is even tackling?
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    Here's a trick I discovered a while back. I found that if I stopped caring about the 2008 game, it couldn't hurt me anymore. Once I consciously moved on from it, I realized how lucky we are. The defining moment in Tech's program history, their team's most iconic moment, was a win over Texas. They have never even come remotely close to that peak since. If my team's greatest accomplishment was a win over Tech, I'd blow my fucking brains out.

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