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    What's the school record for team rushing yards in a game?
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    Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Ben Ballard?
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    Okay, it's not Card. Oh well.
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    Let's go put up some "worst performance in school history" records at Rice.
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    Not gonna lie, watching Casey calmly throw darts like that has me absolutely furious right now.
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    I'm so glad we'll never have to see that fucking Tom Herman commercial about "our house" ever again. THIS IS OUR HOUSE. IT ISN'T THEIR HOUSE. OUR HOUSE IS THE BEST HOUSE. OF THE HOUSES, THIS HOUSE IS THE HOUSIEST HOUSE. LET'S BRING DOWN THE HOUSE.
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    HAPPY BIJANAKKAH, GOYIM!
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    Was it a punt or a FG that we snuffed out against USC at home?
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    I think Roschon could be a great QB2 for us behind Thompson, since we don't have anyone else.
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    Good thing that Rice easily has the most dominant defensive line we'll be playing this season.
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    As long as we're playing a team every week that tries its best to lose to us by any means necessary, we should be fine.
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    This fucking offensive line, man.
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    Lot of screen passes for Casey on that first drive. I wonder if we'll see why later on.
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    C'mon now, man. You didn't really see my comment, go over to my profile, find that quote, and post it here to confront me with it. Alabama's offense took a shit after going up 21-3. And @Dr. Beeper seems like he can take a stupid joke from a stupid Millennial.
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    Calm down, grandpa. Did you take your medicine today?
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    I know it's silly but I'd probably feel a bit better right now if Alabama's offense had regressed even a little bit with Sark gone.
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    Okay, boomer.
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    I'm too jaded, man. I love the team and my alma mater too much to spend 10 of my next 12 Saturday afternoons/evenings watching them humiliate themselves and us on TV. I'll be finding something else to do for this one. I hope it's a good game. Or not, I don't really give a shit at this point.
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    I don't know what would possess someone to think that the answer to our problems is to go out and find a fifth head coach's career to fuck up. Texas just isn't the type of program that can go plug in a new coach and have them win instantly. Not defending Sark, because he absolutely shit the bed. But at this point whatever's wrong with the program is probably deeper.
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    I think that's fair: I shouldn't have rushed to judgment and assumed you graduated from UofA. Just let me know which community college you dropped out of and I'll go edit my post.
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    I'm sorry my dude, to be honest I don't really give a shit where you went. I'm glad that you're happy about the win though.
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    Or we could just not feed trolls. Trolls that went to the University of Arkansas, no less.
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    You think there's one "main reason" we lost that game? Pass protection was bad. Run blocking was bad. WRs were bad. QBs couldn't throw. We couldn't tackle. Our secondary got beat. Our defensive line got mauled. We played undisciplined. Our game planning and coaching was bad. Casey has earned the start going forward, but we didn't lose that game because of Hudson: we lost that game because we were awful.

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