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  1. touchthemonolith
    Which of the two would you be more upset about transferring?
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    Yep. Given what we know now, it's frankly pretty impressive that they avoided leaks for as long as they did.
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    At this rate, I think they'll probably play a cool hundo.
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    Our lawyers be like:
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    Who needs lawyers when you have random jackasses on Baylor forums who googled the elements of tortious interference.
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    I'm on there with about four different socks right now just spewing straight up diarrhea through my keyboard. Having this much fun should be illegal.
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    Who?
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    Fuck Jim Cornette hard. But yeah, he's not wrong there.
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    My understanding is that pretty much nobody who is deucing from the Big 12 right now has any intention of paying the buyout without litigation a la A&M and Mizzou back in 2011--notwithstanding all this talk of "2025". If ESPN is encouraging schools to follow suit then there'd be a problem. But yeah, something tells me that ESPN is basically texting Big 12 programs saying "u up?", in which case Bowlsby can get fucked.
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    One thing I'm really happy to see is that this administration understands what Texas is and how to leverage it. Need a head coach? Go get the best one currently on the market. Need a staff? Go give your coach a blank check. If it doesn't work out, do it again in a few years. Go build the biggest fucking stadium you can. Rest of the conference holding you back? Walk your big golden balls to the SEC and drop them directly on the Commissioner's desk. We don't have a lot of recent football success, but we do have a fucking preposterous amount of money, and it's about time we started acting like the big rich baddie that everyone seems to think we are anyway.
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    We should be fine as long as our OL doesn't have to block anybody.
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    Matt Coleman's college career deserved better than Shaka.
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    Quinn Who-ers?
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    Inject it directly into my veins
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    Solid staff that Sark has put together. It'll be interesting to see who we all demand to get fired first.
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    Goodbye consolatory alcoholic abuse about Stoops, hello celebratory alcohol abuse about Choate!
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    I'd assume that incoming staff usually gets their headshots all done at the same time and place, but maybe things were wonky this year and they were asked to go get them done separately? Idk it looks like shit though.
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    I was fresh out of law school when the Joe Wickline/Patterson stuff was going down. I remember reading the pleadings/depo transcripts and being so fucking embarrassed that we were spewing such transparent, obvious bullshit to try and save a few dollars. Steve Patterson is the human version of projectile diarrhea.
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    Of course, but surely the people signing the checks must know it's bullshit--same as everyone else. Is Stan Drayton's day-to-day life at work going to be any different as a result of being named running game coordinator, aside from earning more?
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    I think I know the answer to this question, but do titles like "Running Game Coordinator", "Defensive Passing Game Coordinator", or "Assistant Head Coach" have any real substance to them whatsoever?
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    You can never afford to drop the ball in hiring your initial staff.
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    Honestly don't get all the Stoops hate. After all he's done over the past decade to help Texas win the RRS, you'd expect a bit of fucking gratitude.
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    Meesa be runnin' your program into the ground!

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