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Posts posted by touchthemonolith
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It seems weird that Kwiatkowski would take one for the team over at Washington by accepting a demotion to placate Jimmy Lake for the benefit of the program, just to bounce to another defensive coordinator position that's only a moderate step up soon thereafter. If I'm a Huskies fan I'm struggling not to take this as a red flag that there's trouble in my program. What do Huskies fans make of all this?
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I don't know shit about college defenses; but I rate defensive coordinators on how angry they look. I want an ornery-looking son of a bitch with resting asshole face. I want him pacing the sidelines miserable as shit, looking for an excuse to put someone in a full nelson.
PK is 10/10 in my book.
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10 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:
Requesting permission to begin jerking off.
Permission always granted, son.
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1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:
HORNy
I don't know that I'd go that far, but I'm definitely Sark-curious.
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Is there a sexual orientation where you're a man who's primarily aroused by women, but also by this current Texas coaching staff? Asking for a friend.
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39 minutes ago, immamac said:Duh.
Can we have some of the resident photoshoppers design a t-shirt or sundress with surlyhorns flair/branding or both. Let's get this fine lady some burnt orange surly gear.
I did my best:
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FUCK THIS STAFF HAS ME HYPED
SARK FINNA START STACKING NATTYS WHILE POUNDING O'DOULS
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2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:
It appears you are unfamiliar with Labor Law 29 C.F.R 101.512 - Where an employer of a potential applicant must notify and receive approval from the applicant's fanbase before offering employment.
Damn you even found a cite for the NLRA and everything. That's dedication.
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If every journalist covering sports could fucking drop the phrases "saying all the right things" and "hitting all the right notes" from their repertoire when covering introductory press conferences, that'd be great. So sick of that shit.
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3 minutes ago, Deej said:
He hates the Chinese.
Dude, that is not the preferred nomenclature. 'Asian-American'. Please.
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Does anyone have any experience with Halo guitars? I've been wanting to do a custom for my next guitar and I've been looking at custom shops. Plus they have a pretty nifty custom guitar builder on their website that's fun to play with if you have some time to kill.
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4 minutes ago, jinx said:
Technically, every 4 man front is ALSO a 3 man front. It's just one louder. Amirite?
I prefer as many men crammed into my front as possible. Sometimes you just have to make 'em fit.
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13 hours ago, texifornia said:
For whatever else people want to say about Sark, he strikes me as an anti-Tom Herman that he comes across genuine and humble.
It's going to make calling for him to get fired in two years a bit harder.
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31 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:
I mean Louisville is a shitty town but not due to a lack of ice cream
I went to a Tex-Mex restaurant in Louisville and I'm still recovering from how fucking bad it was. That was in 2009.
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Semi-serious question: Is there anyone on the Texas football beat that surly doesn't have a hate boner for? I get the hate for FCB because, well, fuck him, but in the past few days I've read that Taylor Estes is a useless bitch, Mike Roach is a fucking hack who doesn't know the first thing about recruiting, Cedric Golden, Brian Davis, and Kirk Bohls are incompetent assclowns who just makes shit up, etc. I'm frankly not informed enough to have an opinion one way or the other, but I'm curious if there's anyone that isn't universally loathed.
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7 minutes ago, alincoln said:
And Mack's coordinator search in 2011. Strong was also shot down by some of his targets.
Oh, the great Charlie Strong coaching search.
Strong: "Can I have Tom Herman or Chad Morris?"
Patterson: "No, those are two unattainable options."
Strong: "Oh well, I guess I'll have to hire Shawn Watson."
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9 hours ago, satyanash said:
He's not wrong: Ohio State didn't beat a single European nobleman this season.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis- 1
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Just now, MrPhlegm said:1 minute ago, touchthemonolith said:The college football postseason was better in every conceivable way under the BCS. Change my mind.
fuck off assjole
You make some solid points. I stand corrected.
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The college football postseason was better in every conceivable way under the BCS. Change my mind.
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Put a fucking 60 burger on 'em, Sark.
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Good to know that even if we'd landed Browning and Wilson and a bunch of other 5*s and had semi-competent coaching, the ceiling would've been getting shitted all over by Bama on national television.
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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:
Skyline chili tastes good and people who performatively dislike it are just being snobs.
Y'all can keep the thick chicks though.
Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
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You mean the guy who's now running our program actually took the time to watch last year's game film?