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SKJ

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  1. But we should completely protect fetuses! I mean, not after they're born, but only pre-partum
  2. Buy heirloom tomatoes.
  3. It's the American way
  4. The fuck makes you think I love alone? Because my wife don't bitch about whiskers? You got to be a man, at some point
  5. Do your wives really bitch about you shaving? What a weird thing for a woman to complain about with all the shit they keep in the bathroom...
  6. I think they all pick up the party line phone and go to class
  7. I've been assured by multiple experts in the field that he's the nice God now and that more importantly, if I pray hard and have the right kind of faith I'll be rich.
  8. So, basically, you're saying God is still that vengeful one from the first book? I sure hope not, because if he is, we're all fucked
  9. A smoker doesn't necessarily need a fire box. It's only helpful to keep your coals from getting to hot. But you can achieve the same temps with a few methods. In a normal barrel smoker, you can cover your coals with foil to deflect their radiant heat a bit, or you can just put a thermocouple in the bottom of your smoker and regulate the internal Temps with the volume of hot coals added. You could also just keep monitoring internal temp of each by using multiple thermocouples. There are lots of solutions. Or, you could just use the smoker attachment on a commercial cook and hold device and set the cycle Temps with your connected thermocouple measuring internal temp of each brisket for a more uniform, commercial cook. Alto Sham makes good cook and hold cabinets with such controls as to be able to use internal temp rather than a pinch and pull method.
  10. I'll say it again, this is how i see it
  11. To borrow from Mitch Hedberg, "I wish they made fajita cologne"
  12. Assholes. Don't forget the assholes
  13. Should I put this here or the random tires thread... The left wheel fell off your smoker and is over there between the 'e' and 'n'
  14. I'm guessing he was shooting for the random thoughts that don't deserve a thread thread
  15. If you are describing a form of anarchy that shrugs off state and federal government, I get it. The only shitty thing that happens is that if you live in an area with a bunch of religious people, and all their stupid beliefs, you'd be subject to some Abrahamic law, at some point. I actually live in Oklahoma, which sucks for sure, but the cost of living index works well for me since I'm in the restaurant business. But politically, I'm in redneck hell. The idiot governor here is actually fighting to not give the federal unemployment benefit. They are also fighting the city's educational system for masks at school. Because, you know, science is evil and god wants us all to be morons. Living around these morons, if you wanted this form of anarchy, slavery, and civil rights would be still up for debate. I would love the idea of this firm of anarchy, but we're a nation of morons when you get down to it, and the wishes of the morons would be law. Conservatism is dangerous in that way. They all want to live in the 1950's again. A time that was much simpler, but much more racist and oppressed. I can't wrap my head around anyone wanting conservatives being in power. Especially non whites.
  16. I don't know if they'll hold him in a state joint inside of Texas. They'll most likely transfer custody to another state or the feds for protection. Yes. Thug cops deserve the main line This Like I said above. They'll either find a home for him in a different state, or the feds. If, and this is a really big if, if they keep him in Texas, that means they have a PC joint somewhere of which I have no knowledge. But in a state as large as Texas, I would bet they do. Thing is, they may not be confident they can even protect him there. There are probably dozens of gang drop outs in that PC joint that would want to move on him to possibly remove a green light on themselves.
  17. I'm guessing it'll be for her doctor friend who lost his license or some shit?
  18. Or rural Colorado wanting to secede
  19. Is this crazy talk? Yes. It clearly is, but why are these people considering this as an actual solution? Rural America already has an outsized voice in national politics because of the Senate, but that's not quite enough for these people. They want to jerrymander states according to their will. I don't know. I just don't get it. Privilege out of control? Or is this actual sanity that I just don't understand?
  20. Let's not forget, the Republicans believe anyone who looks at you funny or steps on your property should be shot...
  21. Let's not forget, the Republicans believe anyone who looks at you funny or steps on your property should be shot...
  22. SKJ

    Cuomo

    I think that in most cases, cognitive dissonance requires cognition. For a large number of the Trump true believers, they are just being spoon- fed and programed. My dad sure was. Now, he seems so much happier just being apolitical. It's a testament to bring very careful what you give your attention to. Like maybe we should be burning Motley Crüe albums... (I keed, I keed)
  23. SKJ

    Cuomo

    I think what he's getting at is that if you have absolutely no morals, you cannot be a hypocrite
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