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SKJ

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  1. they're going to send him to the federal holding facility in Englewood, CO
  2. No offense taken. Thanks for the well wishes
  3. Well, they don't sell them on commissary, so I'd assume medical?
  4. So you already know the story
  5. Weren't you on shaggybevo?
  6. But you were in the thread at shaggy.
  7. I'm just gong to say this, and this will be it. It's most likely unbelievable to anyone on here, and it's from a past life that I've left behind. I'm not proud of it and it holds me back. I've seen some shit, survived some shit, and outlived some shit, and even if I told you, you'd probably not believe me. Last time we went through this I learned a valuable lesson.
  8. Yes. It's long. I did 9 years in the feds. I've never looked back... now I'm a square.
  9. Mine was a statutory max of 10 years, first conviction, zero enhancements, no downward departure (answered no questions) and it carried a range of 87-108 months. I got the full 108. Less people (0) in my case were physically harmed and I acted alone... Fucking feds
  10. Hmmmm... a 20 year max in the feds that carries a plea of 15-21 months seems very low
  11. I can't see the offer benadryl paywall... What did they offer him?
  12. It's only bamboo FLAVORED... ipso facto they need to be having it tasted.
  13. Yeah, plus he's a dentist... so he's REALLY an asshole
  14. All of it, or none of it. It never made a difference
  15. How come imma's volume is so fucking low all the time?
  16. Just a 3rd offense DWI or some shit...
  17. Chode is an abbreviated form of chorizo, which in espanisho means sausage. Taint is the no man's land between genitals and assholes.
  18. I'm guessing meth and credit card fraud
  19. It looks clear to me that he has boxed in some capacity. His plant foot slipped, though. You can see his right foot move correctly for the overhand and then it loses traction so he uses his front foot to pull the punch through
  20. There's nothing you could leave outside of a sign that spells it out... you think this idiot trumpsters could ever figure out anything that has even a shade of nuance? They're morons. You'd probably even have to misspell the sign so they could figure it out
  21. SKJ replied to Gil Bang's topic in Cloak Room
    That's a waste. Gaetz will kill himself
  22. I've never once thought he was a solid poster. He was a bitch
  23. There's got to be a way to make this into a surly victory... will they just autopen anything we submit?
  24. I mean, politically, I get why he's doing it, but W can't be the only Bush to see that he's kissing the ass of a viper that's just going to bite him.
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