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  1. Coming to yo city
  2. Cross posted from trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you: enjoy catching a car salesman in a lie. They’re better at it now. The tone is warmer. The delivery sounds more “authentic.” The posture looks consultative. But the script is still the same. “I might be able to get you nine hundred here…” “Well those promos don’t apply in your case because…” Five minutes later: “You know I want to help you out. I’ll give you xyz.”
  3. Will cross post this in “trivial things that make you surly” I enjoy catching a car salesman in a lie. They’re better at it now. The tone is warmer. The delivery sounds more “authentic.” The posture looks consultative. But the script is still the same. “I might be able to get you nine hundred here…” “Well those promos don’t apply in your case because…” Five minutes later: “You know I want to help you out. I’ll give you xyz.”
  4. So couldn’t we pay Livingstone three salaries? Football player, Geetar player, Coach on the field?
  5. Easy on the livingstone to ou jokes. Last receiver that went from Texas to ou scored three touchdowns against us. Remember his name? No? It was Brendan Thompson. Now you remember?
  6. Consider the source is Dimlap but Parker ain’t about the money. But maybe we asked him to take a paycut? A degree from cal ain’t the worst thing to get:
  7. Throw in ou as well. They all lost their last game while we won ours. Always curious how good sober Herman would’ve been
  8. So apparently young college kids have what’s called an area code boyfriend or girlfriend. Basically I’m off to college we can both date whoever we want. But when I’m back home, we’re exclusive. Learn something everyday
  9. I expected Simon to play some. Didn’t know he was third string. I thought Clark looked better than Wisner
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