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Im_smarter_then_you

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  1. 27 minutes ago, C-Man said:


    I don’t think the bar shit should have much bearing on whether Urban stays at J-ville or not. Just more evidence that he possesses no moral and is a turd of a human. I’m much more interested in the part of The Athletic article about him knocking off a couple days of work after their Thursday game to “see the grandkids.” Sorry, that shit doesn’t cut it when you’re winless to start the season. You get your ass back with the team and go to work fixing it.

    Agreed.  It's a guy that's already looking to duck out after 4 games.  Go back to tosu bud.

  2. 14 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

    Cayman Nebraska graduated HS in 2015 which would put her around 24 years old. I don’t see a perverted old man in Urban more than I do a recent college grad coed desperately trying to land a sugar daddy to set her up for life. We’re in the age of OnlyFans, and this is way more common than it has ever been 

    Nobody is claiming or claiming to be a victim here.  

  3. 1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

    Did he fuck her? Did he even kiss her? No? This will pass in short order. Like any of his players will care.

    I have a couple of friends who used to tend bar at a strip club. Her older sister and brother-in-law would visit. He’d buy her sister a lap dance and vice versa. (It’s a lot hotter when a stripper gives a lap dance to another woman.)

    This was a restaurant. Har har har, we can all have a good laugh about it. But no one really cares. 

    I think he missed the bag and went straight to second base. 

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  4. 33 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

    Let he who hasn't abandoned his grandkids in the next door dining room to finger bang a big head blond college girl,  cast the first stone.

    They weren’t even finished with their appetizers

     

     

    speaking of which Tommy tubercular ***Tuberville  owes me 800.09

  5. 4 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

    Come on now. I refuse to believe that SMU is out NILing us, if you are insinuating that with the $ sign. If that is actually the case then just we just can forget about ever being competitive again. 

    Smu used to be really good at paying.   Back in the 80s one of their running backs killed 7 hookers.  BMDs chatted with the judge and he got away with it

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  6. 2 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

    Haha, Richard Justice at Texas Monthly, soothsayer for our times. 

    It was easy to see Fisher was fleeing the scene of a dumpster fire he ignited at FSU. It was also easy to see he was one of those coaches who rode a hot QB to an NC. Only aggy was dumb enough not to see both that fact and what he did to a once-proud program and double down on it even while it was happening. 

    Seriously. He destroyed Florida State, probably forever. There is no reason they will be back with all that new competition from UCF, USF, and whatever else with Miami and the Gators still out there. I am old enough to remember when they were irrelevant and also old enough to remember when you could pencil them in as top 5 every fucking year but Jimbo destroyed that by pulling the exact same move Mack did here -- blowing off the hard work of assessing and recruiting and coaching offensive linemen. Jimbo's a little smarter than Mack though and he got out when the getting was good and found the dumbest program in American to pony up the most money possible. Hat's off to him, really. And now we are SEC too they will be back firmly scrambling for the hind tit where they've always been in-state and I think even those non-conference SEC match ups won't be slam dunks soon enough. 

    Fucking Richard Justice should be ashamed of himself for writing such drivel and Texas Monthly should be ashamed of printing it. Blatant blow-job for aggy readership. 

    This is the best part:

     

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